*taps Eren and Mikasa's shoulders* Oi, you two have a dare.
Eren: Yes! Who dared??
*sighs* Shouldn't you get used to the person who dared most of the dares in the last chapters?
Mikasa: It's Tyler.
Eren: Oh! Is he joining us?
Want me to bring him here?
Eren & Mikasa: *nods*
Okay! *teleports to my world and then teleports back with Tyler*
Tyler: Hey! *waves in a friendly way*
Eren: Hey Tyler! How you doing?
Tyler: That's nice of you to ask man, I'm doing fine! Looking good as always Mikasa! *thumbs up*
Mikasa: Thank you.
Should I um...explain the dare to them? Or you're gonna do it?
Tyler: Let me. I dare both of you to fake your death together. *smirks*
Eren: Now that works perfectly!
Mikasa: At least one of us won't get worried and cry. *chuckles*
Yep. Now, lemme go get ze "injection". Brb. *teleports to Hange's lab* Hange! Can I get some 'a that injection of yours?
Hange: Sure! *stares at Sawney and Bean*
*grabs two injections and teleports back to the dare room*
Tyler: I guess those are the "No Pulse For Whatever Minutes Injection"?
Yes. Are you two ready??
Eren & Mikasa: *lies flat together on the ground with fake blood on them* Yeah! We're ready!
Here it goes. *injects Mikasa, then injects Eren* *both lose pulse slowly and they stop breathing*
Tyler: How is it so effective?
Hange made it. So of course it'll be effective. *thumbs up* Quick, let's go pretend to freak out and pronounce Eren and Mikasa dead.
Tyler: Okay! *me and him run sneakily to the dining hall* *Levi and the others are there*
Me & Tyler: GUYS!!
Erwin: Is there something wrong?
Tyler: Eren and Mikasa...th-they...THEY WERE KILLED!
Erwin: WHAT?!
Levi: *frowns*
Armin: IS IT FOR REAL?!
QUIT THE QUESTIONS AND HELP US! *pretends to freak out and runs with Tyler back up to the dare room*
Tyler: SEE?! *is pretending to cry*
Sasha: NO!
Jean: *cries*
Petra: *stands there in horror along with the others*
Erwin: This can't be happening...
Levi: *frowns* *after 20 minutes, he gives up suspecting* *sighs* They're dead.
Petra: ...
Me & Tyler: *is about to laugh*
Marco: *sighs and passes candles* Okay everyone, let's pray for them before giving them a proper funeral...altogether-
Eren: *wakes up without them noticing* What the hell are they doing?
Mikasa: *whispers* They're going crazy over this...now they're trying to bury us...
Levi: *after looking at everyone else, he sees Eren and Mikasa* Not. Again. *face-palms*
Erwin: Levi! You need to pray!
Levi: I don't pray, Eyebrows.
Eren: Hello sir!
Erwin: Could I believe my eyes?!
Levi: You mean your "eyebrows"?
Mikasa: Guys, we're still alive. You can put down the candles. *chuckles*
Petra: Oh thank goodness! *puts out the flame*
Connie: DON'T DO THAT MAN!
Eren & Mikasa: We're sorry!
Jean: HOW MANY MORE DEATH PRANKS ARE YOU GONNA PULL ON US?!
Tyler: More than what you think, Horse-Face.
Jean: Humph!
*Everybody puts out the flames except Connie* This is the guy who dared for this chapter! Some of you haven't met him!
Tyler: Hello! I'm Tyler!
Levi: We know. Tch. *rolls eyes*
Connie: *doesn't realize the candle wax is dripping* Hello hahaha! *candle wax drips on Levi's forearm*
Levi: OW OW OW OW OW SHIIIIIIIT!!! FUCKING. HOT.
That's what you get for being rude to our guest. *glares at Levi*
Tyler: *glares at Levi*
Everyone except Petra: *glares at Levi*
Levi: You fuckers!
Petra: *sweat-drops*
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SnK: Truth or Dare
RandomHope or Despair? Fix or Repair? What's over there? A question of truth or dare.
