I can't believe I'm about to do this...Jean. Marco.
Jean: We're right here.
Marco: *is nervous*
What's wrong with you?
Marco: Is t-t-the dare b-b-bad??
No...
Marco: Are you sure?
Jean: Hm...I don't know. You shouldn't trust author-san.
Oi, did I say anything? No, right? Would you let me explain the dare first before freaking out?
Jean: Wait, what do you mean before freaking ou-
Stephen-yeager wants you two to marry.
Jean & Marco: ...
Oluo: You hear that people?? LET'S GET MOVING AND ARRANGE A WEDDING!
Jean: WAWAWAWAWAIT. YOU THINK WE'RE GOING ALONG WITH THIS? HAVE YOU EVEN-
Marco: *runs to his room embarrassed*
Eld: WE GOT TO TELL THE OTHERS!
Gunther: DREAM. COME. TRUE.
Oh boy. *sighs*
+•+
Levi: *tries not to puke*
Petra: *comforts Levi*
Eren: *blanches*
Mikasa: ...uh...
Great. Everything's awkward.
Hange: Yeah...
Sasha: *stammers*
Connie: *chokes*
Reiner: *pales*
Bertholdt: *scratches neck awkwardly*
Erwin: Why not be like Oluo, Eld, and Gunther? They're proud.
So far this is my only solid YAOI ship. I'm not a very big fan of YAOI. (And I ain't liking it anytime soon, but I respect it)
Levi: ...I still find it...weird... *picks up bleach and pours it in his mouth*
Petra: Oi Levi! You're gonna die if you do that! Levi! *tries to stop him*
Levi: *mouth waters up and he falls down to the floor*
What the fuck...
Erwin: He was overreacting.
Hange: I agree on that.
Okay, that's it! We're arranging Jean and Marco's wedding, whether y'all like it or NOT! We. Are. Arranging. The. Wedding. DISMISSED.
Everyone else: *leaves*
*blinks then vomits* Oh shit.
Bertholdt: *whistles* I didn't do anything...
Oh shut up.
+•+
Erwin: Do you, Jean Kirschtein, take Marco Bodt as your lawfully-wedded husband?
Jean: I do. 'This is real...'
Erwin: Do you, Marco Bodt, take Jean Kirschtein as your lawfully-wedded husband? *coughs*
Marco: I...do.
*falls backwards and hits head on the wall, now unconscious*
Bertholdt: Jeez. *carries me up*
Stephen: *cries* FINALLY! FINALLY! *screams inhumanly* Lara is pr- *bleeds*
Don't even finish it.
Erwin: I now pronounce you...husband, and husband...? Uh...yeah, you may now kiss the...groom. *is confused*
Jean & Marco: *kisses each other*
Everyone: *awkward clapping*
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