SnK: Truth or Dare

A Slap on Titan (No, Not The Series)

So, someone is doing a dare.

Eren: Who?

Tyler. He dared himself.

Eren: Oh? You can do that too??

Yeah...I guess? Anyway, I'll bring him in to do it. *opens a portal, brings Tyler in*

Tyler: Hey guys. *raises hand*

Eren: Hey Tyler.

Levi: *glares at Tyler*

Tyler: *glares back at Levi*

Levi: 'I will crush your dick before you even get to piss.'

Tyler: 'I'll cut off your legs, it'll make you so small!'

Oi oi. You guys still aren't over that?

Levi & Tyler: No.

Wow...um, just- Do the dare.

Mikasa: Ugh... *holds stomach*

Eren: Mikasa! Are you okay? *holds her hand*

Tyler: *nosebleeds*

Mikasa: I'm fine Eren...the baby kicked.

Tyler: SO! WHAT'RE YOU NAMING THE BABY YOU TWO?! *swoons*

Eren: Er...we haven't thought about it yet...

Hn. I already thought of a name.

Mikasa: Really??

Levi: Call it Titan, I'm sure it's a nice name.

Eren: Don't be like that heichō. *glares at Levi*

Levi: You've got the nerve to glare at me, brat?

Petra: Okay, that's enough. Tyler, go do your dare.

Tyler: As you wish! *slaps everyone on the faces multiple times*

Everyone: TYLER?!

Tyler: EreMika and Rivetra are NUMBER ONE!!

Oluo: You're gonna pay for slapping us, brat.

Everyone (except Mikasa, Annie, Petra, Marco & me): *chases Tyler*

Tyler: ADIOS! *dashes away into the portal* *portal closes*