SnK: Truth or Dare

The Sleeping Titan

Mikasa: Oi midget, you have a dare.

Levi: *sighs* What?

Mikasa: From The_Son_Of_Hades : He dares you to put anesthesia in a cookie, and give it to Eren. He wants to know what happens.

Levi: Fine. It won't be my fault if something bad happens to him.

Mikasa: Wait, I'll come too. *gets up and walks to Hange's lab with Levi*

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Hange: Ah! Levi, Mikasa, what're you two doing here?

Levi: I need anesthesia.

Hange: HOLD UP- IS PETRA PREGNANT?!

Levi: What the fuck, no!

Mikasa: *rolls eyes*

Hange: You know, I actually heard something in your office, are you sure that didn't sound a wee bit suspicious?? Hmm...?

Levi: Tch. Just give me the anesthesia, I'm doing a dare.

Hange: Oh! Well why didn't you say so...*tosses to Levi the anesthesia*

Mikasa: Thank you Hange-san. *leaves with Levi*

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Levi: *picks up cookie and injects the anesthesia into it* You sure this will work? I rather he'd drink it instead.

Mikasa: Won't know if you haven't tried it.

Levi: *walks to the Dining Hall* *Eren and Jean are arguing* Oi shitty brats, what're you doing messing up the floor with your blood? Didn't you know I just cleaned that earlier?

Jean: But sir! He started it!

Eren: Huh?! You were the one pissing me off in the first place!

Jean: Oh yeah? Well if I did piss you off, why couldn't you suppress your emotions?

Eren: You know very well that I don't know "how" to suppress my emotions!

Levi: *the two are still quarreling, and he both punches their noses after he steps in between* Eren, have a cookie. Don't act like a child with Jean.

Mikasa: *sighs* Eren, are you alright?

Eren: Humph. *eats cookie* *suddenly falls asleep on the floor*

Jean: What the-

Levi: Now that ought to keep that bastard quiet, for now. Would you mind? I have work to do. *leaves*

Mikasa: I guess I should carry him to my room.

Jean: Oi! What about me??

Mikasa: Just clean up the floor.

Jean: Why...