SnK: Truth or Dare

Titan Race = CLEAR

*whistles with Eren* WAKE UP EVERYONE WE HAVE A DARE!!

Eren: WE HAVE AWESOME NEWS EVERYONE!!

Armin: Well, there hasn't been awesome news lately.

Levi: Forget it. Good news, turns to bad news after.

Petra: Awww come on, don't be so negative.

Levi: I have heard thousands of brats spout nonsense about titans. So if Eren's gonna say the same then can I please go ba-

Me & Eren: TYLER DEFEATED THE TITAN RACE! ESPECIALLY THE MARLEY TERRITORY!

Everyone else: *blinks*

Levi: ...What?

Hange: I didn't clean my ears- *picks ear* Sorry? Whatcha say again?

Eren: Hange-san! Tyler defeated the titan race! LEGIT EVERY TITAN AND ALL OUR ENEMIES OUT THERE!

Hange: EH?!

Levi: I'm leaving. I'm leaving. *Mikasa pulls the back of Levi's shirt and tosses him back to the center* The hell?

Mikasa: You shortie, need to celebrate with us.

Levi: What is there to celebrate? My birthday's not near yet. It's no one in this legion's birthday yet. *irritated*

Petra: Um, Levi, I think you might want to see this.

Tyler: AND I AM THE NEW HERO OF ATTACK ON TITAN!

Jean: BEHOLD! HUMANITY'S STRONGEST!

Levi: *blanches* Wh-What the-

Tyler: See that, shortie? I did what you couldn't do. *shows him the footage of the Marley territory and all titans being nuked*

Levi: B-But...

Tyler: Surprised? *smug look on his face*

Everyone except Levi & Petra: TYLER! YOU DID IT! YOU'RE HUMANITY'S STRONGEST!

Levi: Hey you idiots! He stole my title!

Petra: ...

Annie: R-Reiner...Bertholdt...

Reiner: Heh. Forget our goal. I'm sick of this.

Bertholdt: Perhaps we can't go home, huh?

Reiner: This can be our new home.

Bertholdt: You think? *looks at Annie*

Annie: Yeah. *looks at Armin and makes a weak smile*

Levi: *sits in a corner still pale* H-How was this possible...

Petra: *sweat-drops and sits down beside him to comfort him* To me you're still Humanity's Strongest. No matter what. *smiles then kisses his head*

Levi: *looks at Petra's eyes* And to me...you're Humanity's Sweetest. *smirks*

Petra: *blushes*

Armin: Look who's having their moment at the back!

DEFINITELY!!

Marco: Wait, you said there was a dare?

Uh huh. THE DARE IS TO CELEBRATE!

Tyler: I DARE YOU ALL TO FCKING CELEBRATE! DRINK ALL YOU WANT! DON'T WORRY! TYLER'S GOT THIS!

Levi: *stands up, grabs Tyler's collar* Prove it. *glares at him*

Tyler: *dunks over him* Dodge that, shortie!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Petra: Tyler! *glares at him*

Levi: Insult me one more time-

Tyler: You're absolutely short that every soldier in each faction thinks a kid joined the Survey Corps.

Levi: *punches Tyler on the face*

AND THIS IS THE FIGHT BETWEEN BOTH HUMANITY'S STRONGEST! ARE YOU BOTH UP FOR THE CHALLENGE?!

Petra: Ugh...great...

Tyler & Levi: *glaring at each other* Yeah.

THEN LET THE FIGHT BEGIN!

Tyler: *fetches basketball, dribbles it then runs* *dunks over Levi*

Levi: Would you stop doing that?!

Tyler: Haha nope!

Mikasa: *whispers to Eren* Is it just me, or shortie's getting rusty?

Eren: Ah, probably because he's getting old.

Levi: Heard that brats!

Mikasa: *sticks tongue out* Don't care. *flips scarf*

Levi: Tch.

Petra: I'm betting on Levi!

Eren: Oh this is getting serious! Who do you think will win?

Armin: IDK!

IDFK EITHER! UGH! TYLER AND I CAN BRING WHATEVER WE WANT FROM OUR WORLD...and Levi, well- HE'S HUMANITY'S STRONGEST NO. 1!

Mikasa: Huh, tough decision.

Indeed!

Tyler: *dunks over Levi again*

Levi: Stop.

Tyler: Then grow for me lol! *throws basketball towards Levi but he dodges it*

Levi: *slide-kicks Tyler* *Tyler falls down*

OKAY IDK WHO'LL WIN THIS FIGHT! THE CELEBRATION HAS BEGUN! THE FIGHT CONTINUES!

Eren: GET SOME BEER EVERYONE!

Everyone else except Tyler & Levi: YEAH!!