SnK: Truth or Dare

Where's Petra?

Oi Ral, you have a dare.

Petra: *laughs* Is it just me or are you imitating Levi?

Nope. I'm not imitating Levi, I'm just kind of I don't know...tired?

Petra: Tired of what? *frowns and sits on a chair*

Not sure. Anyway! You have a dare. It's from LunaDragonWinchester .

Petra: Oh I see! Someone new dared! Go on!

She dares you to go missing. Let's see if Levi cares to look for you. *smirks*

Petra: He might kill you. *chuckles* Don't tell him I got eaten by a titan!

Hehe, I won't. I'll tell him something else.

Petra: Like what??

Secret. Now go! Get lost! No pun intended.

Petra: Okay! Um...I guess I'll go hide somewhere where he can't find me. *leaves* 'I should bring my 3DMG in case those nasty titans interfere...'

7 HRS LATER

Levi: *scratches head* Where the hell's my girlfriend? *rubs tired eyes* *hair is already messy and eyes are sore* *yawns*

Hange: *busts door open* LEVI!! MORE PAPERS!! *tosses papers on the floor* *papers fly around until they land on the floor* *Levi has a very crossed look on his face* Levi?

Levi: What the fuck are you doing here, scattering more papers on my floor? *glares at Hange*

Hange: Wow Levi...you look...messy.

Levi: Messy? More like a wreck.

Hange: You sure need some coffee.

Levi: Exactly, Four-Eyes. *frowns at Hange*

Hange: And you sure need Petra.

Levi: You don't say? Now, where is she?

Hange: LOLOLOLOLOL IDK!!! *leaves the room and closes door*

Levi: Tch! *tiredly gets up from his seat and picks up extra papers*

Gunther: *knocks on Levi's door*

Levi: Come...in. *rests head on the table* *eyes slowly close*

Gunther: *opens door* Sir! *sees Levi sleeping* Sir?

Levi: *is already fast asleep*

Gunther: Heichō!

Levi: *asleep*

Gunther: ...Great. *leaves then closes door* Author-chan! He's not waking up!

Eld: Tell him something that'll trigger him.

Oluo: Yeah like, "Eren messed up the Dining Hall!"

Gunther: *sighs* Okay, I'll try!

Heh. That'll be sure to wake him up.