SnK: Truth or Dare

Ackerman Family

*has a blank face*

Petra: Author-chan? Is there anything wrong?

*stares brokenly into the wall*

Levi: You and Bertholdt broke up? Tch, deal with it then.

Petra: *slaps him on the arm* Get a heart, Levi! She needs help!

Levi: At least tell us what's wrong first.

*zooms in on them and grabs Levi's collar* You and Petra... *sobs*

Levi: Holy shit.

Petra: Are you okay? Your eyes look swollen.

No I'm not okay. *glares at the both of them*

Levi: Get it out of your head for once and just tell us what's wrong so we could be done with it. *makes an irritated face*

Wanna know why I'm like this, huh? It's simple.

Levi: ?

I ship you and Petra so hard...that every time I witness that scene of you looking at her corpse, it shatters every part of me...

Petra: ...huh?

Levi: ...what're you talking about...?

D-Don't act like you don't know! *glares at Levi*

Levi: I don't know what the hell you're talking about.

Of course you do! You know what I'm talking about! The Female Titan killed your squad...s-she killed Petra!

Levi & Petra: ...

*stops and gasps* 'Right...they don't know...it's in another...'

Petra: Lara, please don't say such things, you're making him worried.

Levi: ...

*wipes tear and stares at them without emotion* C'mon. I need something to keep me happy. And it's you two.

Levi: Huh? I thought you and Bertholdt fucking with each other the other day did its jo- OOF!

Don't even bring that up midget or I'll slice your tiny legs off until you're stuffed in a roll of sushi.

Levi: Don't bring my height. Up. *grits teeth*

Yeah. I ain't bringing your height up, because your height was down to begin with.

Levi: Oi... *death glare*

Petra: *face-palms* Really now...?

You mention me and Bertholdt doing "it", you're seriously gonna serve as the contents inside a sushi roll...

Levi: If you mention my height, I will kick you out of the HQ, and feed you to the titans.

You're getting old, you're running out of comebacks. *smirks* And how am I supposed to get eaten? Tyler nuked all the titans.

Levi: Me? Old? Please. I may be old, but at least I still got my strength. I would be completely useless by now.

Then care to explain that grey streak on your hair just now?

Levi: My- *looks at his hair in the mirror* *face pales* 'What...'

Petra: Levi still looks handsome even if he's old!