SnK: Truth or Dare

ReiKuri = YMIR TRIGGERED

*chuckles evilly* Hey Reiner. Tyler heard you were so desperate from that Character's Note last chapter, so he dared you something.

Reiner: What?

Make out with Historia.

Reiner: Sorry, I can't do that.

I understand, but you gotta do the dare!

Reiner: Ymir will kill me before I get to do it!

Ha, why don't you get Historia without Ymir finding out? I'll help you out.

Reiner: Ymir isn't stupid, she's gonna look for her in a split second when Historia goes missing.

Don't worry, I'll make sure she doesn't interfere.

Reiner: Right... *blushes*

This is your only chance. It won't be forever though, 'cause YumiKuri's love. <3

Reiner: *sighs and walks with me while we both put on invisibility cloaks*

*looks around and sees Ymir and Historia walking around* There they are. Go, Reiner.

Reiner: Here goes nothing! *sneaks up behind Historia*

Ymir: Make her distracted and not mind Historia for 20 minutes. Okay. You two can go have it. You have 20 minutes!

Reiner: That's pretty long. *snatches Historia from behind and removes the invisibility cloak*

Ymir: *walks away*

Whew. *leaves*

Historia: Reiner? Hey, what's up?

Reiner: Um...

Historia: Um?

Reiner: This is just a dare! But I'll do it.

Historia: What da- MMMPHH!

Reiner: *makes out with Historia for twenty minutes*

LATER ON

So, how was it?

Reiner: *blushes* I think it got a little intense.

Figures.

Ymir: REINER!

I thought you had it under control?!

Reiner: Well-

Ymir: WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND YOUR OBSESSION OF BREAKING DOWN WALLS?

Reiner: Fuck. Gotta run. *dashes out of the room*

Ymir: GET BACK HERE! YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY SO EASILY!

*scratches head with one finger then shrugs*