SnK: Truth or Dare

Eyebrows of Freedom

Eyebrows. Where are you?

Berlyn: Uh, my dad has a name, right?

Yeah, he does. His real name is Eyebrows now get over it. He has a dare.

Erwin: Yeah? What's the dare?

somebodyinearth dares you to change the Survey Corps logo, and replace it with your eyebrows.

Erwin: ...what? That's just ridiculous. I'll lose everyone's respect.

You told everyone your eyebrows remind everyone of your superiority, so I don't see anything wrong with that.

Berlyn: *chortles*

Erwin: Fine. But I'll blame you if everyone leaves the Survey Corps!

Hange's gonna love it. *laughs*

+•+

Hange: The new Survey Corps uniform is distributed right now!

Erwin: It's much more upgraded!

Levi: *grabs uniform jacket and looks at the logo* *covers mouth and tries not to laugh*

Hange: Levi?

Erwin: He's probably surprised how "upgraded" the uniform jacket is!

Levi: *purses lip but is almost gonna lose it* Erwin, is this a joke? *finally laughs and rolls crazily on the ground*

Erwin: Aaaand I just failed...thank you so much...

Hange: I'MMA LAUGH WITH YOU LEVI! *rolls on the floor and pounding crazily* BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Levi: *losing air*

Hange: *gasps and wheezes*

Erwin: Guys-

Levi: *coughs*

Hange: *chokes*

Erwin: Guys-

Levi & Hange: *dies*

Erwin: Guys! Oh come on...okay! I am so done! *tosses the new uniform to the ground and pouts* *leaves*

Levi: *frowns* What the hell's wrong with him? Did we say anything?

Hange: He's being sensitive lol. So he tends to overthink.

Erwin: *eyebrows drop on the floor*

Levi: *goes pale* Erwin, is that-

Hange: YOU LIAR!

Erwin: *picks up artificial eyebrows* IT'S NOT FAKE! I SWEAR!

+•+

Levi: Oi Erwin. Snap out of it. You're sweating like crazy.

Erwin: *blinks and looks at Levi and Hange* Oh. Here's the new uniform.

Levi & Hange: *gets the uniform and looks at the logo* *looks at each other then suddenly laughs like crazy*

Erwin: Oh my God why...

(If you guys were confused, Erwin was overthinking XD)