SnK: Truth or Dare

Sorry Eren

Hihihihi...Jean! Mikasa! You guys have a dare!

Jean: YES! FINALLY! I GOT SO SICK OF THAT BASTARD BEING DARED FOR THE FIRST CHAPTER! PFFT...so! What's the dare?

Mikasa: ...

I'm sorry...TylerKowske dared this. Mikasa, you and Jean should kiss-

Mikasa: *blanches* WHAT-

Jean: *kisses her passionately*

Mikasa: *face becomes green*

*Eren walks in the room and his face becomes pale*

Eren: YOU FUCKING HORSEFACE! I SAID YOU CAN'T TOUCH HER WITH ALL THE GRASS IN YOUR MOUTH! NOW SHE'S SO GREEN!

GAH! I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO FINISH WHAT I SAID...NOW YOU'RE TAKING IT WRONG...JUST READ THE DARE MIKASA!

Mikasa: *roughly pulls away from Jean and reads the dare* *sighs* Jean...kiss me more... *is trying not to vomit even though her face is literally green*

Jean: *licks his lips seductively* Oh yeah...baby... *leans in towards Mikasa but she widens her eyes*

Eren: NO YOU'RE NOT KISSING HER JEAN! I WILL!

Levi: Would you idiots stop the yelling?! What's all the commotion any-

Shut up you!

Levi: *glares at me* That should be my line.

Eren: LET GO OF HER YOU FUCKING HORSEFACE!

Jean: IF SHE SAID SHE LIKED IT THEN SHE LIKES IT! PFFT...LET GO OF HER? NOT A CHANCE *pulls Mikasa*

Eren: I'LL CRUSH YOU! *pulls Mikasa and is having a tug of war with Jean*

Levi, you and me should sit down. I've got some popcorn.

Levi: What the hell is "popcorn"?

*glares at Levi and he sighs as he eats popcorn*

Levi: Tch. Not bad... *grabs three more*

Mikasa: GUYS! STOP PULLING ME! MY ARMS HURT!

Well, if you combine Eren's brute strength and Jean's, Mikasa won't get free! Hahahaha! *grabs a lot of popcorn in one hand* Let's see who wins!

Levi: *rolls his eyes and stands up* *glares at them and Eren and Jean looked terrified* You shitty brats should stop that now, or I'll tug of war both of you myself. *eyes darken*

Jean & Eren: *gulps* Y-Yes...s-sir...

Mikasa: Eren-

Eren: *swats her hand away* Don't talk to me Mikasa!

Oh...drama!

Jean: I'm leaving! *leaves the room*

Mikasa: Eren... *pulls him to her and kisses him on the lips passionately* I love you. And I'm sorry. It was a dare. *smiles*

Eren: *sighs* Jesus Christ Mikasa. You should've told me sooner. *hoists her up on him and he kisses her with more love*

YAHOO!!!

Levi: You finished the fucking popcorn? And you're still slim?

*smirks*