Street Brawl 2.0

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LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE! *hits the gong* SO, READERS! For this chapter, TylerKowske and I will be here to witness, a one-of-a-kind street brawl. From Mikasa's flashback, if you fans remember. Participants will be, Hannes, and the Shiganshina Trio! Plus the significant ppl from the flashback!

Tyler: My dare felt awesome to do, so why not give it a try? And I'm really curious how it would turn out for them if they were soldiers in that time. So...let's get on to it!

Okay. *time-travels Hannes, Shiganshina Trio, me, and Tyler to Mikasa's flashback in S2: EP 8* Queue the act!

Eren: *smirks to himself*

Mikasa: *is calm*

Armin: *laughs*

Hannes: Oh yeah!~ I get to beat up that vendor! He seriously got a good punch under his sleeves! Oh, make sure those damned Military Police don't interfere, okay? This is MY fight! *drinks his ale and cracks the bottle to the ground* *positions his stance*

Vendor: *positions in a comfortable stance as he tries to punch Hannes, but he dodges it completely and swings a fist under his jaw*

Bully 1: Oi! It's Eren!

Eren: *snorts* Surprised?

Bully 1: *scoffs* Sheesh! Whatever! We don't care if you became damn soldiers! We all know Armin is still a weakling! And you suck at fighting! Mikasa and I will face each other, and she'll regret it.

Eren: Tell me. If I punch you now, will you regret talking to me? Or even us?

Armin: *chuckles* Trust me, you wouldn't want to try that, so I suggest you run. *makes the savage face* Before he shoves you in a titan's mouth...

Bully 2: OH MY GOD! *is freaked out*

Mikasa: *smirks* So, do you still want to fight us?

Bully 3: HEH! WE TOLD YOU, WE DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE SOLDIERS OR NOT! YOU'RE STILL NOT WORTH OUR TIME! AND WE CAN STEAL FROM YOU ANY MOMENT NOW!

Eren: How cute. *dodges a punch from Bully 3 and punches his gut, making him fly towards the wall from the other street*

Everyone (except Hannes & the vendor): *gasps* *murmurs incoherent words* Why would soldiers like them pick on the young like that?? Do they disregard human life, just like those devil titans?? Are they enemies??

Armin: Hahaha! This is making me laugh...too much memories.

Bully 1: Hah! I bet you can't even take a kick! *tries to kick Armin but he blocks the kick with one arm and twists the leg* AAAAARRRRGHH!

Me & Tyler: AWWW YEA!!

Bully 2: *folds sleeves* YOU WILL NOT GET THROUGH ME, MIKASA!

Mikasa: Oh really? *kicks him on the ribs, sending him flying way far*

Eren: *stops the blood flow of Bully 3 with one arm, making him lose consciousness*

Bully 1: *groans in pain, cries* THIS...THIS IS MADNESS! TH-THEY'VE GOTTEN STRONGER! I DON'T WANNA SEE THEM AGAIN!

Armin: *makes the savage face again* Oh yeah...you never will, since you were killed even before you turned 15 years old...you were killed by those nasty titans...happy now?

Me & Tyler: *shocked*

Mikasa: *laughs and places a hand on Armin's shoulder* Calm down, Armin. They've ran away, let's just see how Hannes-san and that vendor are doing.

Eren: *drags Mikasa and Armin with him* GO HANNES-SAN! *cheers*

Hannes: *punches the vendor's face and knocks him out after* Well, what do you know? *pants* The soldier always wins... *smirks*

Mikasa: We need to at least revive them though...that could disrupt our current time, sis.

Yeah sure. No problemo. *reverts the scenarios in this timeline back to normal and goes back to our current timeline*

Tyler: You guys. That was...AMAZING AS FUCK!

Eren: Heh! Yeah! I've wanted to punch them like this. As if I'm stronger than them. *looks at his fist then smirks*

Mikasa: Well now you got it. *chuckles*

Tyler: Armin was such a savage back there. *sweat-drops*

His savage is bigger than the impact of Levi's punch.

Armin: Heh...

Levi: Tch. He can outweigh me with savagery, but no one can outweigh me when it comes to cleaning...you're all still amateurs.

Amateur or not, at least Bertholdt's height outweighs yours. *smirks*

Levi: *gasps*

Eren: ROASTED!

Mikasa: BURN!

Armin: YUP!

Tyler: TAKE THAT, MIDGET!

Levi: I'll kill you all. And by the way...I heard you and Bertholdt one night, author. ONE NIGHT. If I can't sleep because of you, you're part of my list... *glares daggers at me*

Heh. Don't care.

Tyler: I care, not.

Levi: *radiates a really cold and dark aura in the room, creeping Armin out and Eren*

Mikasa: *rolls eyes and follows Eren*

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