SnK: Truth or Dare

Diet

Sasha: *is walking on the hallway with Heida* *they're both eating potatoes* Sweetie-pea, want some more?

Heida: M-Mom...I think I'm full...

Sasha: What?! But that's impossible! I didn't raise you like this, Heida! Come on, eat up! *stuffs potato in her daughter's mouth*

Heida: MMMPH! MMMPH-

Connie: Hey you guys...what's my little sweetie doi- Huh? Sasha!

Sasha: *is crying while struggling to put the potato inside Heida's mouth* Connie! Our daughter says she's full!

Connie: Uh...okay? Is there anything wrong with that? Hey can you get the potato out of her mouth? She's losing air!

Sasha: But she's- *gasps* Oh no! *takes the potato off her mouth and hugs Heida* Sorry! Sorry!

Connie: Even people's gotta starve sometimes...well, not in a bad way...but...

Sasha: But what?? *grabs Connie's collar and stares at him creepily* Are you saying I should go on a diet?!

Connie: ... *kisses her on the lips* Sorry.

Sasha: WHYYYY *runs to the dare room* Author-san! Connie says I should- *gapes*

Me & Bertholdt: *kissing each other*

Sasha: ...

*stops* Sasha?! What the fuck?

Bertholdt: Uh...you didn't see anything!

Sasha: Are you shitting me? I saw everything. -_-

*sighs* Well...Bertholdt, can you excuse us?

Bertholdt: Yeah, okay. One last?

One last. *kisses him on the lips and nudges him on the shoulder playfully*

Bertholdt: *grins at me then leaves*

Okay uh...what were you doing here again?

Sasha: I just wanted to tell you that Connie...IS HAVING ME GO ON A DIET...LIKE DEAR LORD WHY?! I'M NOT EVEN FAT! *cries*

Well...you don't necessarily have to...unless it's a da- *phone beeps and I look at it* *eyes widen with a smirk*

Sasha: OH! I KNOW THAT LOOK! WHAT HAVE YOU GOT NOW??

Sorry Sasha...but I'm afraid...someone else wants you to go on a diet. And that someone is somebodyinearth .

Sasha: *weeps on the wall dramatically, while placing hands backwards and sliding down*

A DAY AFTER

Sasha: *sees a basket of potatoes that Mikasa is carrying* *drools*

Mikasa: Sasha, I bought potatoes, it's more than enough, so, don't waste this chance.

Sasha: M-I-N-E... *reaches for the potato while swooning* *gasps and slaps her cheek with her hand* NO! G-GET IT AWAY FROM ME!

Mikasa: *frowns* If that's what you want... 'What's wrong with her?'

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Sasha: *is locked up in her and Connie's room* ...

Connie: *knocks on her door* Hey Sasha? *smirks and knocks on the door five times* Do you want to eat potatoes? I went out to town to buy for you, I never see you anymore...come out door, it's like you've gone away...we used to feast on food...and now we're not, I wish you would tell me why! Do you want to eat potatoes? It doesn't have to be potatoes-

Sasha: Go away Connie...AND OH MY GOD DON'T EVEN SAY POTATO!

Connie: Sweetie, tell me what's wrong?

Sasha: I can't eat. I'm on a diet!

Connie: What?! Sasha, you don't have to-

Sasha: It's a dare!

*teleports in the room* Hey, the dare may have said to diet. But it didn't say you should starve yourself, alright?

Sasha: ...so can I eat? *stomach grumbles*

*sighs* Fine.