I'm a mother fucking cat!! (Alan Ashby)

Where were you?

I woke up still in Alan's bed, shit! what's the time? 5am shit! we slept through the night Ben's gonna kill me, I threw on my clothes left Alan and note and drove home.

I slowly opened our front door and slowly shut it trying to be as quite as possible, I turned around and Ben was stood their,

"Where have you been?" he snapped,

"A friends"

"Then why is your trousers undone your hair a mess and why do you smell like Gucci?"

"I must have forgot after going to the toilet, because it's windy and I dunno probably one of the girls were wearing it"

"DONT FUCKING LIE TO ME SILENT!" he was shouting now I could tell he was mad,

"Ok fine! I was at Alan's" I wasn't shouting but it was louder than talking,

"WHY?"

"Because at the moment he's nicer to me than you are!"

"WHAT AND THAT MAKES IT OK TO FUCK HIM!"

"IM NOT FUCKING HIM!" ok now I was shouting, "I'm going to bed are you gonna stop arguing with me or are you sleeping on the sofa tonight?" I asked walking up the stairs, I stripped down and climbed into bed, I felt Ben climb in next to me and cuddle me,

"No Ben" I spat,

"But babe please I miss you I'm just stressed and this whole you working with Of Mice is really getting to me" he said in the most whiny voice ever,

"I don't care Ben you can treat me like this and expect me to be ok with it" with that I went to sleep.

I woke up to my phone going off, I reached to get my phone off the beside table but it wasn't there,

"Hey babe I found your note this morning sorry I didn't wake you you looked so peaceful and warn out winky face and then I fell asleep can't wait to see you at work don't be late winky face kiss kiss kiss" I heard Ben say led next to me,

"You went through my phone!" I shouted,

"You're fucking cheating on my with that scum"

"Oh Ben get over yourself if anyone is the scum it's you! and yes! I am cheating on you but at least he treats me right"

The drive to work was silent, we got there and Of Mice were all waiting in the lobby for me,

"Alan!" I shouted across the room, he span around and a massive smile spread across his face, but then he saw Ben, I ran up to Alan and kissed him forcefully,

"Silent Ben's behind you" Alan said into the kiss,

"Yes?" I questioned,

"Does he know?"

"Yes"

"Have you split up?"

"Not yet"

"Ok well I'm confused"

"Just shut up and kiss me" I pressed my lips against his and he snaked his hands down to my arse and squeezed it, the next thing I knew I was being pulled away by Ben,

"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUR'RE DOING?" he shouted, everyone was now staring,

"WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM DOING IM KISSING ALAN FUCKING ASHBY!"

"YOU ARE MY GIRLFRIEND STOP THIS NOW!!"

"NO BEN I WANT ALAN! I DONT WANT YOU ANYMORE ITS OVER!" the next thing I know Ben had slapped me and I was holding my face whilst security dragged him away, I started to feel dizzy and things got blurry,

"YOU WONT HEAR THE LAST OF THIS ASHBY!" was the last thing I heard before things went black.