Hey you... yeah you
*takes off shades walks like Steve Urkle*
Wait no don't go yet!
*throws a chicken leg*
sorry for that I was just winging it
Ba Dum Psh🥁
Does chicken ever remind you of Sam from ICarly. Because she loves chicken oh and of course you can never forget the famous buttersock.
Anyways....
Welcome to my book I'm Melody by the way and im a fan of puns and memes so if you wanna tell a pun to someone but they thinks it's gonna be a lame one....
You know who to go to *makes a Cheshire Cat smile*
Now *cracks knuckles
This book is mine so please don't steal it. I didn't copy anybody else's ideas it came from my own imagination.
There might be some typos and errors. But this book is only to give a laugh and if it doesn't well I'll give you a Twinkie!😊
This book will include...
-Childness
-Cringe/Cliche moments (what most people like)
I'm so happy for those who will be reading my book. Your already my favorites. So let's get started!
YOU ARE READING
The Boy Across The Street (currently being edited)
Teen FictionHave you ever done a stupid dare that got you in a huge embarrassment? Yes of course right! Have you ever went to a crazy party that you regret going to? Uh duh... Well have you ever broken into a zoo at 2:00 am? Gotcha there didn't I! What if I t...
