You: thanks for the donuts, by the way
You: highlight of my day
Alex: Glad I could be of service, m'lady
You: Always are 😊
Alex: Most people use that emoji sarcastically
You: Oh
You: I didn't mean to, though
Alex: I had a feeling that you didn't
Alex: You're kinda cute, you know that?
You: typing...
You: typing...
You: typing...
You: I've never actually been told that before. So, thanks I guess
Alex: ur welcome lol
Alex: ah crap I used lol again
You: Alex Standall, who non-ironically uses phrases that are long dead
You: Amazing
You: You are unlike any other
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A Loser With A Cellphone (Alex Standall)
Fanfiction"Hello?" "Who is this?" "I found your number on the bandroom floor..." started: may 12, 2017 finished: september 17, 2017