You: would you mind doing my homework for me since you didn't have to do any classwork today xo
Alex: I think ur missing the fact that I have 3 days' work of work to make up
You: 🙄😕😢
Alex: Ah yes, poor you, having to do a little bit of homework
Alex: I can't imagine the sort of struggle you must be going thru
You: ah, fuck you
Alex: When and where?
You: ...
Alex: it was a jOke smh
Alex: I'm not that kinda guy
You: good
Alex: I honestly wouldn't mind doing ur homework with u tho
You: I'll suffer through it myself
Alex: for once I won't push u on that
Alex: 1. Homework sucks 2. I look rough
You: does it hurt?
Alex: a little
Alex: a lot
You: switching right from trying to be modest to trying to elicit sympathy ✋🏻
Alex: okay, no, it genuinely does hurt
Alex: you don't have to feel sorry for me anything lol
Alex: I'm the one who started it
You: I'm sorry, I was trying to joke
Alex: it's OK
You: it's not okay if you say "OK"
Alex: k
You: 😒
You: talk to me
Alex: sorry gotta go
You: come back
You: Alex, I didn't mean anything
Alex: I know u didn't but I rlly do have to go okay ttyl
You: that phrase is even deader than lol but I won't rag on you, just this one time
You: Bye
You: I hope you're okay
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A Loser With A Cellphone (Alex Standall)
Fanfiction"Hello?" "Who is this?" "I found your number on the bandroom floor..." started: may 12, 2017 finished: september 17, 2017
