A Loser With A Cellphone (Alex Standall)

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You: Okay, here goes
You: 1. I have this Trix spoon that I got from a yogurt package once; it's yellow but changes to green when it's cold. I used to think it was really cool but now it's kinda dorky. I always make jokes about how lame it is when my mom packs it in my lunch but tbh I think I'd secretly be a little upset if I ever lost it
You: 2. I love music. Music heals everything. I love how universal it is. Like, almost everyone can relate to at least one song
MusicGuy: Do you have a favorite genre?
You: sshh. I guess to choose what facts I say
You: but, no, not really. I kinda like all music
MusicGuy: Even country?
You: ugh promise not to outcast me if I say that I do, a little. Certain songs. It depends
MusicGuy: I can't really outcast you if I don't know who you are :/
You: you could always just stop texting back
MusicGuy: You make a good point
You: ANYWAYS
You: 3. I'm a girl
You: 4. My favorite type of weather is rainy days
You: 5. I only exist on the Internet
You: okay well not technically, but I deffo spend more time on social media than I do in real life
You: because real life sucks
MusicGuy: You're not wrong on that
You: 6. I cry really, really easily. Like, I did when I was younger and then I was like "I'm not gonna be a crybaby!!" once I hit middle school but now here I am again
You: like literally I feel sympathy for anything and anyone. I can be brought to tears over a commercial
You: I guess that can kinda be fact 7 too
MusicGuy: you're not gonna make it easy to find you, are you?
You: I kinda suck in real life anyways. You're better off not knowing who I am.
MusicGuy: I'm sure that isn't true
You: And I'm sure that it is. I'm pretty sure that I would know better cuz you don't even know who I am 🙄
MusicGuy: :// Well I would if you would just tell me
You: Good luck with that. Anyways, enough with the interrupting
MusicGuy: You're awfully bossy for somebody who found my number and randomly texted me and won't tell me who you are
You: i'm going to ignore that comment
You: 8. My #1 pet peeve is when people crack their knuckles & stuff. Like, oh my god, don't do that. It's so bothersome
MusicGuy: what if I told you I cracked my knuckles
You: we're not meeting in real life or anything so it's not like it would be a big problem anyways
You: 9. Basically the only pants I own are black skinny jeans. Stereotypical angsty teen, I know
MusicGuy: Well, in case we ever do, I don't actually crack my knuckles
MusicGuy: I was just wondering
You: Don't get your hopes up.
You: 10. Sometimes I sing a little bit. But I'm not, like, good at it or anything
You: Your turn!!