Alex: 🌴
Alex: there isn't a coconut emoji :(
Alex: there aren't even coconuts on that tree
Alex: it's just a plain old palm tree
Alex: coconut-less
You: fuck off
Alex: i USED AN EMOJI FOR YOU
You: the sole purpose of you using the emoji was to annoy me, so, therefore, it does not count ✋🏼🙄 you lack the rules of decent emoji etiquette
Alex: :'(
Alex: that's because I'm a well trained professional in emoticons, corp™
Alex: they're competing companies and if anyone ever saw me using an emoji I'd be...
You: you'd be what
Alex: dead
You: 😵
Alex: it's my job to pull you over
You: 2 bad sweetcheeks
You: because little did you know, I was the inventor of emojis. WE ARE SWORN RIVALS
Alex: :O
Alex: the emoji movie flopped
Alex: so there
You: emoticons died and are only used by emos now :3~
You: welcome to reality
You: ...emo
Alex: I am NOT emo
You: you wear all black and listen to sad music and use emoticons
Alex: I have never used :3
You: now I have proof of you using it
Alex: you're ruthless
You: it's what it takes to make it in the business 😊
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A Loser With A Cellphone (Alex Standall)
Fanfiction"Hello?" "Who is this?" "I found your number on the bandroom floor..." started: may 12, 2017 finished: september 17, 2017
