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Mr. Genius: hey
Mr. Genius: hEY CHANGE MY NAME
You: No
You: and stop reading over my shoulder
You: you have your own phone screen that has the exact same thing on it right in front of you
Mr. Genius: yours is more interesting to look at :)
You: I am lowkey impressed with how well you text without looking at the screen tho
Mr. Genius: I thought the day would never come
Mr. Genius: you do think I'm a genius, after all
You: I h8 you
Mr. Genius: me too
You: 😞😽
Alex: I'm disgusted with the emoji usage
You: I'm disgusted with you eating those coconut chocolates
Alex: I could hand you one to eat & you'd never even know
You: I would know it wHEN I BIT INTO IT
You: you wouldn't
Alex: :)
You: I'm taking my own chocolates from here on out

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