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You: I never asked
You: What's your favorite type of donut?
Alex: Don't rag on me, but...the plain type w/frosting and sprinkles
You: I would never
Alex: You kinda do all the time
You: You got me there 🤗
You: Anyways, any place I can drop a donut off for you to find? 👀
Alex: Wait why
You: What, can I not drop a dude a donut without an interrogation?
Alex: you know I won't deny a good donut but
You: bc you're going through a rough time & I owe you anyways
Alex: you don't owe me
You: fine. I AM YOUR FRIEND AND I WANT TO
You: gimme a place
Alex: bossy per usual
You: ...I'm waiting
Alex: I'm thinking okay
Alex: smh
You: think faster
Alex: outside the steps? Right before the bell rings? Hopefully it won't be stolen
You: Okay
You: & no sneaky business, trying to catch me in the act or something
Alex: You have zero faith in me
You: 🤗
Alex: noo that emoji is the most annoying of them all
You: dya wanna go see the emoji movie with me 😩😩😩😍👌🏼💯💯
Alex: ur pushing ur luck here
You: I am literally buying you a donut right at this moment so shut up
Alex: I mean...a little rude to text when purchasing something
You: 🙄
Alex: I feel like you're using an excess of emojis just to annoy me now
You: I am 😊
You: See ya soon
Alex: By that you mean...
You: I'll be seeing you, you won't be seeing me
Alex: :(
Alex: that's a little creepy stalkerish tbh :/
You: you'll have to get over it as you eat your delicious donut bought especially for you by moi
You: Bye now
Alex: Bye
You: 😘

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