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You: Okay, I found a questionnaire for us to do!!
Alex: Oh God
You: come on, you enjoyed the 10 random facts!
Alex:

You: I didn't take you as a meme kind of guyAlex: I'm just full of surprisesYou: see!! This can help us get to know each other better!Alex: WhateverYou: I'm sending the questions either way so whether or not u answer them is up to youYou: Favorite...

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You: I didn't take you as a meme kind of guy
Alex: I'm just full of surprises
You: see!! This can help us get to know each other better!
Alex: Whatever
You: I'm sending the questions either way so whether or not u answer them is up to you
You: Favorite ice cream flavor?
Alex: Coffee
You: Moose tracks
You: What popular TV show title best describes your life?
Alex: Um
Alex: Survivor. Lol
You: The Secret Life of an American Teenager
You: not that I'm pregnant or anything but I'm a loser in real life and I sorta come off as lowkey cool to you so uh yeah
Alex: do you really?
Alex: just kidding
You: 😠
You: Anyways, moving on...
You: Name three things you would take with you to a desert island
Alex: my phone, some food, and a boat
Alex: TBH why does nobody think of bringing a boat? It'd help u escape
You: I guess I never thought about that?
You: I'd bring my CD player, some sunscreen, and a journal
Alex: there are so many flaws with that but okay
You: Shut up and stop questioning my choices, we can't all be as smart as you ✋🏻
Alex: you think I'm smart :)
You: What's the craziest thing you ever did?
Alex: don't think I'm forgetting that you avoided that comment
Alex: uhm...idk I've done some stupid shit before lol
Alex: idk I guess I sped way past the speed limit to scare someone once? Dunno if that counts as crazy but my dad caught me
You: Damn
You: Mine is texting you ☺️
You: What's your favorite quality in a girl?
Alex: Loyalty
You: Big boobs
You: just kidding fnslfkdnnamams
You: kindness
You: What's your favorite quality in a guy?
Alex: uh. What's one word for "not being a dick?"
You: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You: Mine is understanding
You: And also, great hair
Alex: Do I have great hair
You: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Alex: F u
You: rude
Alex: oh, what a shame
You: 🙄
You: if you had $100 to spend on a date, how would you spend it?
Alex: why are so many of these questions date oriented?
You: I didn't write them!
Alex: I would take you out to a really fancy restaurant
Alex: ***her
You: I would probs buy tickets to a cool event or something
You: What celeb do people say you look like?
Alex: Jack Frost lmAo
You: somebody said I looked like Bea Miller once
You: Least favorite quality in a girl?
Alex: drama seeking
You: same
You: Biggest fear?
Alex: Spiders
You: Socialization
You: Where do you see yourself in ten years?
Alex: dead? Lol I don't know
You: 😪Hopefully not. We're still young
Alex: u never know what will happen
Alex: you never answered it
You: in college. I don't know what I want to major in yet. Psychology, maybe
You: that wasn't TOO bad, was it?
Alex: it was ok
You: I'll take it 😉😊

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