A Loser With A Cellphone (Alex Standall)

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Alex: I'm gonna make a painful admission, but
Alex: yes I do like it because you wouldn't be you without it and I like you so yeah
You: ahhh, that's more typical Alex fashion: a text at 3am
Alex: shut up
Alex: I can't sleep
You: I'm beginning to think that you're a vampire
You: how are Bella and Edward doing??
Alex: rawr
You: that's dinosaur, not vampire
Alex: don't tell me that you actually liked Twilight
You: what of it if I did? (Do)
Alex: omg
Alex: this is almost worst than the coconut chocolates
You: stfu I'm still a teenage girl glued onto the idea of other people's true love because I'll never find it myself
You: + putting coconuts in chocolate is an abomination to nature. It's even worse than pineapple on pizza
Alex: you never know
Alex: and yOU TAKE THAT BACK
You: never
You: life will be difficult for you if you find any conflicting interests with yours a problem
Alex: life is already difficult for me
Alex: not if I become a hermit
You: oh, don't say things like that
Alex: it's 3am, you know I can't help it
Alex: it's my bewitching hour
You: there isn't a witch emoji
You: I'm disappointed
Alex: oh dear...don't tell me your precious emojis have let you down??!
You: it's not as if your emoticons can form a witch
Alex: cba to google it but I'm sure that they could
Alex: anyways the whole point of emoticons is that I don't need a picture to back me up. My words are enough
You: that was actually sort of beautiful
Alex: I'm full of surprises
Alex: you've not replied with something sarcastic in, like, half an hour
Alex: are you asleep?
Alex: I guess you couldnt reply if you are
You: well, I was
You: almost
You: before yOU WOKE ME UP WITH CONSTANTLY LIGHTING UP MY SCREEN
Alex: oops
Alex: sorry about that
Alex: I thought you had your night mode?
You: I only use it when I'm in class
You: ironically, u turn it off at night so in case it's an emergency or something it'll wake me up
You: but some people abuse this power (cough cough) (Alex)
Alex: u?
You: iM HALF ASLEEP AND I MADE A TYPO GO AWAY
Alex: :(( also i didn't even know about this system until right now so iM sOrRy
You: apology pending
Alex: please forgive me 💔
You: I will if you let me get some sleep
You: it's 4am and I've got school today
You: actually, so do you
You: go to sleep!!
Alex: okay, okay
Alex: sweet dreams, lyric ❤️
Alex: hey it's 5am now so I hope this doesn't wake you up but
Alex: I hope you have a good day today
Alex: I love you
Alex: more than you know
Alex: ❤️
Alex: (just to make you happy)
Alex: bye ily again
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sOoo since i think it would be really fun & yous are the best ever, i'll do the character Q&A!!
comment your questions for Alex/Lyric/me (if you want) here ❤️