You: I have a theory
Alex: Which is?
You: that people who actually enjoy running are a myth
Alex: ur probably right on that
You: are you...actually agreeing with me on something??
Alex: you're the one who likes to fight with me
You: it takes two to fight 👊🏻
Alex: does that signal a fist bump or a fist fight?
Alex: emojis are confusing
You: only if you think too hard about it
Alex: thinking too hard about things is my specialty
You: you're an angsty teen
Alex: sTerEOtYpE
Alex: you're not supposed to judge a book by its cover
You: or judge a boy by his number
You: I didn't
You: After careful evaluation of you, that is the label that I have decided on
Alex: I thought that our secret society was above labels :(
You: there you go with mentioning the secret again
Alex: I'm sorry :(
You: if i had a dollar for every time that you said sorry, I'd be rich
Alex: what would you prefer I say? "I honestly don't give a fuck"?
You: Well, it would give things a little kick to them
You: jk
You: I like you exactly as you are
You: :)
Alex: omg
Alex: yOU COMPLIMENTED ME AND USED AN EMOTICON
Alex: is this my lucky day or something?? Should I buy a lottery ticket??
You: oh, shut up
Alex: ah, yes, that's the Lyric that I know and love :)
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A Loser With A Cellphone (Alex Standall)
Fanfiction"Hello?" "Who is this?" "I found your number on the bandroom floor..." started: may 12, 2017 finished: september 17, 2017
