You: now
You: I know you're not a fan of emojis
You: but
You: I like to think that I am an emoji expert
You: emojis can be used with the greatest finesse
You: so as not to be entirely cringey
Alex: I don't even think that's possible
You: Hahahahah! I knew that would get you to come back!
Alex: I just had something to do
Alex: I swear
You: Okay, okay 👀
You: A perfect example of expertise emoji usage ^^
You: Because the eyes convey a message that would be awkward to say in text
Alex: You're just trying to justify over excessive emoji usage
You: I'm just trying to express that emojis have a purpose
Alex: I feel like :) :( and :/ work just fine
Alex: you can even add a mustache :{)
Alex: or a nose :-)
Alex: Emojis don't have noses, which could be very misleading to aliens
Alex: They might look at them and think we have no noses and be very mislead
You: 👃🏼
Alex: Oh hoo boy, one nose emoji
You: 🙄Would've been great to add after that
Alex: you will never be able to convince me to use emojis
Alex: it's a lost cause
You: you've used some before!!
You: if you do I'll consider calling you
Alex: ...
Alex: tying...
Alex: typing...
You: 👀🤔😏
Alex: 😩😩😍👊🏻👌🏼😵😲😩😫😘😅💘💖💗💝💞💕💙💙💛💯💯💯
You: You're pretty desperate, aren't you?
Alex: YES
Alex: Come on
Alex: You can't let me down after that
Alex: because I KNOW you'll be holding it against me at some point
You: Okay
Alex: Okay as in...yes?
You: Yes
Alex is calling...
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A Loser With A Cellphone (Alex Standall)
Fiksi Penggemar"Hello?" "Who is this?" "I found your number on the bandroom floor..." started: may 12, 2017 finished: september 17, 2017
