Alex: Hey
You: Good morning
You: Or, to be more accurate, afternoon
You: How are u? Hungover?
Alex: Understatement of the century
You: Saw that coming 😂
Alex: I can't remember a thing that happened last night
Alex: Please tell me I didn't do anything, like, majorly embarrassing
You: Well...nothing too bad
Alex: oh god
You: You were pretty drunk, not gonna lie
Alex: were you there? Like...did we talk or something?
You: Might've helped you up the stairs before you managed to initiate (what the actual word) yourself
Alex: oh god
You: Yup
You: Advantages of being the sober friend 🍸
Alex: hate to admit it but you might have a point there
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A Loser With A Cellphone (Alex Standall)
Fanfiction"Hello?" "Who is this?" "I found your number on the bandroom floor..." started: may 12, 2017 finished: september 17, 2017
