Deeks POV
"Who are you talking to?" Monica asks suspiciously
"I-I was... I wasn't." I mumble
"I heard you." She says
"No, no, I was talking to myself. That's how I figure things out." I say, thanking God for my brilliant undercover skills.
"You're so wound up." She said
"I'm fine." I reply
"Everything's gonna be okay. I promise. You...you just need someone to take care of you. And, baby...I'll take care of you." Then she leans over to kiss me and I couldn't resist it, to my disgust. Guilt washed over me as I remembered that my earwig was still on and that Kensi could hear everything.
Kensis POV
Twenty Minutes Later
I'm sitting in my car, stuffing cake into my mouth, trying to block out the noise of my boyfriend making out with someone else...
"I know you can hear me." I hear Deeks say,
"What?" I ask impatiently, he could have turned the earwig off!
"Where are you parked?" he asks
"Down the street."
"I can't even see you."
"That's the whole point of surveillance."
"Ah, well, I'm sorry you had to hear that. I guarantee it sounded worse than it actually was." He tells me
"Who cares?" I reply
"Oh, my God, I'm sure Sam doesn't act like this when Callen gets hit on."
"Act like what--I'm just sitting here covering your ass. Not sure what she's doing with it." I reply
"So, we're cool then?" He asks
"Why wouldn't we be cool?" I ask in reply. Before he can reply Monica comes out of the bedroom,
We should go to Monaco, you know? Like James Bond in Casino Royale…" I hear her say in the background
"It's Montenegro." I correct
" You could get a tuxedo." she continues
" Mm." Deeks replies, clearly not interested
" And I'd get some hot dress. And we'd be drinking champagne and playing roulette."
"No wonder she likes you. She's delusional." I say to Deeks
"Okay, first off, Casino Royaleactually happened in Montenegro, and secondly we're not going anywhere until we sort this out." He says
"Where's Montenegro?" She asks
"Yeah, Deeks. Where's Montenegro?" I ask, teasingly
"It's in Europe." He replies, obviously clueless
"You have no idea." I comment
"The beaches are topless," Monica says
"Look at that, she speaks Deeks. Match made in heaven." I tease
"We'll could get you a sexy little Speedo." I hear Monica say and I try not to laugh
"I'd pay to see that." I tell him
"People would pay to see that," Deeks repeats
" I know I would." She says
"Tell her not to waste her money. It's too small a return on her investment." I laugh. I hear Deeks start laughing as well,
"What? What's so funny?" Monica asks curiously
"Nothing, I was just I was laughing the joke that...you just told." He covers up
"Oh, you never find my jokes funny, Maxi." she comments
"Maybe that 'cause you aren't funny." I say, still laughing
"No, I do laugh at your jokes because you're very funny, you say clever things that are very funny. Deeks says. I here a phone ring through the earwig,
"It's my phone. It's Waaldt." I hear Monica say
"Don't answer that." Deeks snaps
"Why not?" She asks
"Because he can use that to trace us here." Deeks shouts
"You're getting paranoid." Monica laughs
"Don't answer the phone!" Deeks shouts but a second later I hear Monica talking on the phone,
"Hello?"
"Not the brightest Barbie in the toy box, is she?" I say
"Okay, that doesn't even make any sense." Deeks whispers
"No, no, you listen. Yeah, I've got them, and if you want them back, you're gonna have to pay for them." Monica rants
"I'm not afraid of you." She says after a breif silence. A few moments later she laughs, "Whatever!"
"Hells, yeah, did you hear that?" She brags,
"I heard it" I say.
"I definitely heard it." Deeks tells her
"Did I sound like I meant business?" She asks
"Sounded like she just signed her own death warrant." I comment
"Antagonizing him isn't gonna help anything." Deeks warns her
"Screw him. Why are you acting so weird?" She asks
"I'm not," He replies
"Are you getting cold feet? Because if you are, it's a little late for that. I mean, you knew Waaldt had diamonds." She accues
"I didn't know he had diamonds," Deeks replies
"That's why you wanted me to snoop around. Don't pretend it's not." She shouts
"No, it wasn't." Deeks shouts back
"No, you wanted to know where they were so that you could steal them. But I stole them for you. You should be happy. And you should be thanking me. You and I...are gonna live happily ever after in luxury." Monica says dreamly
"Clearly delusional."
"So, I'm gonna get changed, and you and I can go out and celebrate," Monica carrys on
"We're not gonna go out and celebrate."
"Yes, we are".
"No, we're not."
"Celebrate."
"Put your paws down."
"Celebrate."
"We're staying..." He says before I hear Monica go into the bedroom,
"Oh, my God. Please help me."
"You brought it on yourself, Maxi."
"You're not helping. You are not helping!"
A couple of hours later, the case was over, and Me and Deeks were driving home in silence. When we pulled up and entered the house, Deeks went straight to the bedroom and lied down. I was worried about him, but I knew that the best was to help him right now was to just let him sleep, so I sat down on the sofa and watched TV quietly until I fell asleep...
When I woke up I felt Deeks strong arms around me, which was weird because I didn't fall asleep like that. A few moments later I felt Deeks move to kiss my neck and I turned around to smile at him.
"Morning Deeks,"
"Morning Princess," He says, smiling, "Come on, we need to get up,"
"Why?" I ask curiously
"We have a plane to catch in an hour," He says smiling madly now, "Come on Princess,"
