Annoying {Markhyuck}

25. Johnny the Love Guru

Half lidded eyes, a crushed can of soda in his hand, and squished between Jaehyun and Donghyuck--these were the traits of Mark Lee. Or, at least those were his current traits.

He couldn't lean to his best friend and ask if they could get out of Johnny’s home, since he was too busy flirting with Taeyong, and he didn't build up thr courage to ask Donghyuck.

"So, Haechan, why did you bring this guy with you?" Johnny’s voice made Mark raise his head to look at the tall male who had his boyfriend sitting so close to him it looked like they were glued together.

Haechan cutely puffed up his cheeks a bit and pointed at Mark. "Him? Oh, yeah!" He giggled, making Mark smile unconsciously. "Mark needs help with...girl..issues."

"You're the first one to have a partner in this trio, huh?" Johnny laughed, making Mark blush a bit. "Who is it?"

"I don't really want to sa-"

"Remember Chou Tzuyu? She hangs out with Momo all the time." Jaehyun spoke, his eyes not leaving Taeyong.

Johnny’s boyfriend who Mark knew as Ten snapped his fingers. "Oh, Momo? You mean the girl that was in my dance class? I thought she was cute." He spoke through a mouthful of food. Johnny jabbed his elbow into the boy's arm, and he whined. "It was before I was dating you, man." he pouted. "I just thought she was good looking, I never said I liked her."

"Anyways..." Johnny changed subjects. "You're dating Tzuyu? I think I remember her..." he tapped his chin to rummage through his high school memories.

Mark sunk into his spot on the crowded couch. "Yeah..." he mumbled, messing with the crushed can that was in his hands.

"How could you possibly have an issue with her?  She's pretty, nice, quiet, talented, caring-- I'd be a happy guy if I were you."

I don't like her. Is what Mark wanted to say, but the words that left his lips were,"She's..moving too fast for me. It's only been one day and she's acting like we're married-- we haven't even had our first date yet!"

The room went quiet except for a very quiet "Yikes" being heard from Ten and then a quiet chuckle from Jaehyun.

Johnny leaned back in his seat, crossing his arms over his chest. "Yikes." He repeated. "I've never been in that situation; Ten asked me out and then didn't talk to me for a week because he was too nervous." He laughed and Ten hit his arm, blushing while he did so. "Ouch...geeze." Johnny rubbed his arm, pursing his lips.

"So you have...no advice?" Mark sighed. Did he come all the way over to the dorms for nothing?

"He never said that, Mark." Haechan looked up at him, fiddling with his fingers that were placed in his lap. Mark bit his lip--he just wanted to leave.

Johnny laughed. "You should listen to Haechan; I didn't say that I didn't have any advice for you. In fact, it's the opposite." He leaned forward on his seat, resting his elbows on his thighs. "My question is; do you like her?"

Mark frowned. No, I don't. Is what he was thinking, but he couldn't bring himself to say it.

"Yeah, of course I do?" His frown turned into a smile, his voice sounding unsure as he spoke.

"Good, that's the number one most important thing in a relationship--you love each other."

I never said I loved her...I said like?

"If she's moving too fast, you should talk to her about it! It's really simple. When you meet with her on whatever day your date is, you can talk to her then, easy. If she truly liked you, then she'll understand." Johnny leaned back again, with Mark nodding at everything the tall boy had just told him.

He set his mouth in a straight line. "Okay, I guess. I'll try. Thanks." He sounded robotic.

"Johnny the love guru has striked once again~" Taeyong chirped, and the room erupted with laughter.

Except for Mark.

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