mel:i wanna be the very best like no one ever was
tyler:to catch them all is my real test to
train them is my cause
josh:i will travel across the land searching far and wide
pete:these pokémon understand the power that's inside
ryan;pokémon gotta catch em all
brendon:STFU! ryan if your gonna sing can you shut the goddam door
ryan:shut up forehead
brendon:the only think you useful for is milk
mel:jesus brendon chill
tyler: and i thought i was being mean to my partner
brendon: ryan babe im sorry
ryan: the only way i'll forgive you is if you get some milk and you already know what to do
tyler:i'm leaving before you people who are obviously trying poison my innocent christian mind are going to hell
josh:whats gonna happen
tyler: josh you haven't read the milk fic
mel:the fact that you have tyler makes you not innocent
gerard: i play pokémon everyday
pete:shut up you awkward lesbian!!
mel: can we just all go to sleep like i literally getting bags from texting idiots
tyler:well this idiot knows how to write
there own song
mel:shut up
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tyler:hey jishwa
josh:hey tyjo
tyler:look what i bought im gonna put it on
josh:tyler!! you look cute but this is a little maybe to feminine
tyler:josh it looks great you didn't like the skirt
josh:no... i love it
josh:you look amazing
brendon:i would pay to see tyler in a skirt
josh:beebo where the hell did you come from
tyler:ryans butthole *laughs*
josh:tyler robert joseph!
tyler:what it was a joke
brendon: i mean i'm not denying it
mel: denying what?
gerard: shut up i'm driving
pete:guys we should kill gerard
gerard:i heard that you prick
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emo bands texting
Fanfictionim pretty sure this book is full of twenty one pilots puns anyway the whole emo gang is here tyler,josh,brendon,ryan,patrick,pete,gerard,and mel and there gonna text like theres no tomorrow
