frank: hey guys
gerard: hi daddy
frank: ;)
tyler: do you have to do this now?
mel: tyler...shutt up you and josh do it all the time
josh: except I never volunteer
ryan: but you participate
tyler: ANYWAYS im hungry
Frank: I GOTTCHU BOI I ORDERED TACOS FOR EVERYONE
pete: I find it suspicious that frank and halsey are always gone
mel: what are you trying to say?
brendon: maybe the author is a lazy dumb ass who forgets to put them in
tyler: eh idk
brendon: OMG LETS HAVE A PARTY
mel: what?
brendon: ILL DECORATE IT LIKE ITS JOSH AND TYLERS WEDDING
josh: the hell is that supposed to mean
Brendon: IT MEANS A COMING OUT PARTY
tyler: only you brendon...only you
brendon: OK SO IM GONNA GET ELEPHANTS AND BALLOONS AND ILL BUY A RAINBOW
pete: can you do that?
Patrick: if your rich...unlike brendon
brendon: I have my ways
ryan: DO NOT BRING DRUGS
brendon: well shit I would never...but if I did wut would u do
ryan: you'll see...one day
mel: SHOPPING!!!!!!
mel: I got me and tyler a cute dress and tyler wanted to get his nails dun so yee
pete: what did u get him heels too?
tyler: actually yea and they'll be pretty useful when I kick you in the balls with them.
josh: oh sheit im out
Patrick: sorry guys gerard and frank were fighting so to solve the problem
tyler: what happened?
Patrick: idk if I should say
gerard: NO TELL THEM SO EVERYONE CAN KNOW HOW MUCH FRANK IS A CHEATING ASSHOLE
Frank: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I... IM SORRY
mel: you cheated on gerard...
pete: with who?
brendon: IM BETTING ON HALSEY THEY ARE ALWAYS GONE AND IM BETTING MY WEED ON IT
ryan: he's on meds sorry
frank: no we were playing twister and I allegedly cheated
gerard: YEA YOU DID
mel: I can't believe you emo fucks thought it was halsey
halsey: exactly I would never cheat on my bby especially with frank he scares the shit out of me
Frank: at least I don't look like a lesbian
halsey: that's offensive to all gays...including you right or are you confused?
frank: are you retarded?
gerard: STAHHP NOW FRANK NO FRANK AND GEE TIME INN BED FOR A MONTH
tyler: I'm innocent and I can just easily say sex but you say "frank and gee time in bed" smh your supposed to be the top sinner in this group...next to brendon of course
brendom: DID ANYONE SAY DRUGS,SEX,AND GIRLS and also my name
ryan: those meds never work
YOU ARE READING
emo bands texting
Fanfictionim pretty sure this book is full of twenty one pilots puns anyway the whole emo gang is here tyler,josh,brendon,ryan,patrick,pete,gerard,and mel and there gonna text like theres no tomorrow
