mel: whoever said I gave a shit about you...you never share your toys or communicate I guess your just an anti social bitch(me lol)
tyler: I put my socks on my toes...AND I WALK THROUGH MY DOOOOR JUST BECAUSE IM IN LOVE WITH DOORSSS
josh: YOU FELL ASLEEP IN MY...CAR I DROVE THE WHOLE TIME BUT THAT'S OK BECAUSE I WAS EATING TACOS THE WHOLE TIME
brendon: We are a hurricane Drop joshler into a storm it will never be the same especially since josh dun isn't real...yes they know I know that josh dun isn't real
ryan: before I learned her name...we were already asleep...when I opened my coffin because im one dead emo she was nowhere to be seen...was it all a dream or did she pulled a forest fic
Patrick: Everything in this jungle wanna eat you baby I can't blame 'em 'cause you look so fine I want to give you sexual rabies...blue rabbits fucking
(for anyone who didn't know Patrick wrote and sung that song for adult swim on the show robot chicken...ik im shook too)
pete: MOM THIS AINT A SCENE ITS A...DAMN EMO RACE
frank: MAMA WE ALL GO TO HELL MAMA WE ALL GO TO HELL I FUCKED GERARD WAY AND THATS A SIN OH WELL MAMA WE ALL GO TO HELL
gerard: I neverrr said I'd lie and say I was straight...there's so much evidence I don't think that iii could lie.
mel: hey girl...open your fucking walls you'll be perfect for adoption
halsey: are you gonna love me now now now now now noww now or now because bish love me LOVE ME
brendon: if all our life is but a dream how come everyone is real except josh dun.
josh: YA KNOW WHAT BISH IM REAL...DO YOU WANNA FEEL HOW REAL I AM BECAUSE I WILL SLAP THE DRUGS OUT OF YOU
YOU ARE READING
emo bands texting
Fanfictionim pretty sure this book is full of twenty one pilots puns anyway the whole emo gang is here tyler,josh,brendon,ryan,patrick,pete,gerard,and mel and there gonna text like theres no tomorrow
