Tyler: sup hoes
Brendon: oh you...I mean wassup bitch
Mel: hey boo
Pete: "boo"?
Tyler: where's josh
Gerard: remember Tyler...josh isn't real
Josh: I WILL SMACK THE EMO BLACK PARADE OUT OF YOU IF YOU SAY THAT AGAIN
Tyler: Joshie😭 he said your not real
Josh: no no bby I'm right here I'm never leaving
Ryan: true love
Mel: anyone else crying?
Brendon: I'm crying because that stupid squirrel took my weed
Gerard: I see you lying next to me with words I thought I'd never speak, awake and done afraid asleep or DEAD
Josh: *laughs* hopefully dead
Gerard: AT LEAST IM NOT GAY
Mel: *dies from laughing*
Patrick: BISHHH WHEREEEE
Tyler: I'm crying dude *laughing*
Josh: BITCH PLEASE
Ryan: honey...smh
Halsey: I just got here...what the hell is going on *laughs*
tyler: oh sweetie I have proof your 100% gay
Brendon: how many times have you and frank fucked?
Gerard: EXCUSE YOU I AM A CLEAN INNOCENT VIRGIN
frank: omg I have never saw someone lie so much IM WEAKKK😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😂😂
Frank: answer to your question... 70 times 7 times a week
Pete: I BROUGHT HOLY WATER
Ryan: I brought milk...was I not supposed to
Brendon: I BROUGHT DRUGS HELLL YEEE
Gerard: um...frank is drunk so he is lying
Frank: BITCH IM SOBER AF
Brendon: I'm not
Ryan: Brendon...please
Tyler: staying sober is fun josh lets me do stuff if I'm sober
Mel: "stuff" ;)
Tyler: I meant stuff as in go to sky zone and chuck e cheese...you all need the lord...oh especially you Brendon
Brendon: BITCH I SLAY
Tyler: NO IM FABULOUS
Gerard: I left when Brendon got drunk
Brendon: I'm more drunk then I was in the fall out boy history video
YOU ARE READING
emo bands texting
Fanfictionim pretty sure this book is full of twenty one pilots puns anyway the whole emo gang is here tyler,josh,brendon,ryan,patrick,pete,gerard,and mel and there gonna text like theres no tomorrow
