tyler: joshie i wanna play pun roulette
josh: tyler i just went to the mall with you that will be the last time your gonna make me try on any clothes
tyler: :(
josh: fine lets go
tyler: category is racism
josh: funny for real whats the category
tyler: ...
josh: the things i do for you
tyler: 3 2 1... GO!
josh:What is the name of an Asian pilot who died in a plane crash? Sum Ting Wong.
tyler:Father's day, the most confusing day in the ghetto.
josh: Sure, white people can't say the "N word" but at least we can say phrases like, "Thanks for the warning, Officer" and, "Hey, Dad
tyler:What would martin luther king be if he was white? Alive.
josh:What do you call a Spanish guy with a rubber toe? Roberto.
tyler:How do Asians name their kids? They throw them down the stairs and see what kind of sounds they make
josh:What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit .
tyler:Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? They steal all the green cards.
josh: not gonna lie that was funny as hell but very racist we should probably stop
tyler: fine your no fun
josh: oh i'm no fun ill show you fun 😉
NA: no they didn't do anything disgusting get your mind out the gutter they played wrestling on there bed *wink* *wink*
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emo bands texting
Fanfictionim pretty sure this book is full of twenty one pilots puns anyway the whole emo gang is here tyler,josh,brendon,ryan,patrick,pete,gerard,and mel and there gonna text like theres no tomorrow
