emo bands texting

pun roulette

tyler;pun roulette!!

ryan: will there be milk

josh:what is up with you,milk and brendon

pete:*laughs* you don't wanna know ;)

patrick: pete don't freaking wink at josh he's tyler and your mines

tyler:preach git ur own fren betch

tyler:where's gerard

gerard:here!

ryan: oh im so sorry gerard i forgot you was in the chat

tyler: ok subject is cooking

brendon:oh something Ryan cant do

ryan:shut up forehead and i can cook good

josh:no you don't

mel:sorry ryan but you can't

gerard:you always add too much milk

tyler:fine well just do...

josh:flirty puns ;)

tyler: ok 3 2  1 GO!

gerard:i wish i could select all of your clothes and press delete

josh:now whats on the menu? me-n-u

tyler:You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me

mel:If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand

gerard:omg frank just texted me gtg

tyler: you were out anyway and now im out f*ck

pete:My love for you is like dividing by zero - it cannot be defined.

patrick:I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.

pete: damn i would love that;)

pete:sh*t im out

ryan:"Excuse me miss, can I have the time? I'd check my watch but I can't take my eyes off you."

brendon:Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off,

josh:of course brendon would say that

josh: frick im out

ryan:haha bye funsize

josh:your out too milk lover

ryan:SHOOT IM OUT!!

tyler: so just mel and brendon

brendon:For my next trick I need a condom and a volunteer...

mel:brendon why are you so sexual oh man im out

brendon:yes i won pototatoehoes

tyler: well beebo won

josh:no!! patrick is still in patrick won cause brendon just talked he said he won he talked he's out pat won

brendon:i thought we were friends jishwa

tyler:GIT UR OWN FREN BETCH!!

josh:sorry brendon

patrick:thanks pet...i mean thanks josh