jake paul

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brendon: SWEATY BALLS UNDER DESSERT SKIESSS DRINKING WHITE WINE IN THE BLUSHING LIGHTS JUST ANOTHER LA DEVOTEE

tyler: well that's one way to start a conversation


josh: OH MY DUN HE'S BACK


tyler: shat I'm leaving


brendon: helllllll noooooo


pete: who's back


ryan: IT


Patrick: I don't play with clowns


mel: you'll float too


gerard: the fuck!?!?!


tyler: you'll float too


Patrick: I'm fucking leaving this group chat im officially dun with all of you


josh: YOU'LL FLOAT TOO!!!!!!





brendon: like I'll float as in we get high off gasoline then float cause hell yee im in hoe

tyler: you ruined it


mel: did you guys see my new video


ryan: yea it was good


tyler: really good


josh: I would pay for it


brendon: THAT SHITZ WAS LIT


ryan: meds


tyler: of course


gerard: it sucked jake pauls ass...JK I LOVED THE VIDEO SO MUCH

mel added jake paul

jake: oh who are you guys


mel: oh im...


tyler: *inhales* BOI HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW US WERE MORE FAMOUS THAN YOUR TRASHY ASS FAKE RELATIONSHIP/Videos YOU MAY BE RELEVANT NOW BUT LATER YOU'LL BE DRYER THAN BRANDON'S FOREHEAD


brendon: hey...but its true


tyler: AND HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO MY GIRL ALISSA VIOLET YOU DUMBASS BUT DONT WORRY BECAUSE SHE'S MORE RELEVANT NOW THEN SHE WAS WHEN YOU TWO WERE "TOGETHER"


jake: listen bro


josh: "bro"


tyler: did you just assume my gender you ignorant wast of space


jake: look "tyler" I love your music I love that song blurryface best song I've ever heard but your attitude...really fucking sucks you won't get a wife with that mouth


tyler: YEA YOUR RIGHT I WON'T BECAUSE IM GAY MY BOYFRIEND IS IN THE CHAT AND YOU WON'T HAVE BABIES WHEN IM DUN WITH U


josh: uh...hi


jake: eww faggots


mel: were all gay


jake: hell no I'm out it's not everyday bro when you catch a bunch fags who lie about there mental issuses and look ugly too


brendon: you spelled "issues" wrong dumbass and even I know that


ryan: boiii im hot af and you... idk what tf you are


gerard: he left😂


josh: DAMNNN TYLER YOU KILLED HIS ASS


gerard: YEA IKR I WAS LIKE OH SHEIT TYLER'S GOING IN


mel: BOII I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER





brendon:"you won't have babies when im dun with u" DAMNNNNN BOIIIIIIIIIIII


tyler: thank u my specialty is yelling


josh: especially at night wink wonk


tyler: josh...why just why


mel: he's not a baby anymore


gerard: inhale*WHEN I WAS


tyler: A YUNG BOI


josh: MEH FAHVER


Patrick: PUT ME UP FOR ADOPTION


frank: we worked hard on that song and you just ruined it

gerard: now im not ok


tyler: ...I promise

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