brendon: SWEATY BALLS UNDER DESSERT SKIESSS DRINKING WHITE WINE IN THE BLUSHING LIGHTS JUST ANOTHER LA DEVOTEE
tyler: well that's one way to start a conversation
josh: OH MY DUN HE'S BACK
tyler: shat I'm leaving
brendon: helllllll noooooo
pete: who's back
ryan: IT
Patrick: I don't play with clowns
mel: you'll float too
gerard: the fuck!?!?!
tyler: you'll float too
Patrick: I'm fucking leaving this group chat im officially dun with all of you
josh: YOU'LL FLOAT TOO!!!!!!
brendon: like I'll float as in we get high off gasoline then float cause hell yee im in hoe
tyler: you ruined it
mel: did you guys see my new video
ryan: yea it was good
tyler: really good
josh: I would pay for it
brendon: THAT SHITZ WAS LIT
ryan: meds
tyler: of course
gerard: it sucked jake pauls ass...JK I LOVED THE VIDEO SO MUCH
mel added jake paul
jake: oh who are you guys
mel: oh im...
tyler: *inhales* BOI HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW US WERE MORE FAMOUS THAN YOUR TRASHY ASS FAKE RELATIONSHIP/Videos YOU MAY BE RELEVANT NOW BUT LATER YOU'LL BE DRYER THAN BRANDON'S FOREHEAD
brendon: hey...but its true
tyler: AND HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO MY GIRL ALISSA VIOLET YOU DUMBASS BUT DONT WORRY BECAUSE SHE'S MORE RELEVANT NOW THEN SHE WAS WHEN YOU TWO WERE "TOGETHER"
jake: listen bro
josh: "bro"
tyler: did you just assume my gender you ignorant wast of space
jake: look "tyler" I love your music I love that song blurryface best song I've ever heard but your attitude...really fucking sucks you won't get a wife with that mouth
tyler: YEA YOUR RIGHT I WON'T BECAUSE IM GAY MY BOYFRIEND IS IN THE CHAT AND YOU WON'T HAVE BABIES WHEN IM DUN WITH U
josh: uh...hi
jake: eww faggots
mel: were all gay
jake: hell no I'm out it's not everyday bro when you catch a bunch fags who lie about there mental issuses and look ugly too
brendon: you spelled "issues" wrong dumbass and even I know that
ryan: boiii im hot af and you... idk what tf you are
gerard: he left😂
josh: DAMNNN TYLER YOU KILLED HIS ASS
gerard: YEA IKR I WAS LIKE OH SHEIT TYLER'S GOING IN
mel: BOII I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER
brendon:"you won't have babies when im dun with u" DAMNNNNN BOIIIIIIIIIIII
tyler: thank u my specialty is yelling
josh: especially at night wink wonk
tyler: josh...why just why
mel: he's not a baby anymore
gerard: inhale*WHEN I WAS
tyler: A YUNG BOI
josh: MEH FAHVER
Patrick: PUT ME UP FOR ADOPTION
frank: we worked hard on that song and you just ruined it
gerard: now im not ok
tyler: ...I promise
YOU ARE READING
emo bands texting
Fanfictionim pretty sure this book is full of twenty one pilots puns anyway the whole emo gang is here tyler,josh,brendon,ryan,patrick,pete,gerard,and mel and there gonna text like theres no tomorrow
