mel:hey fuck ups
brendon:true and hey
ryan:BRENDON I SWEAR THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME YOU SPILL MILK I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THAT IN THE BATHROOM
mel:guys...get help
tyler: help
josh:no help me
gerard: what's wrong love birds
josh: tyler keeps coming in my room and tickling me
tyler:well josh keeps kissing me and making me breakfast i can do all that stuff myself
patrick: awww
mel: too cute
mel; anyway tyler i'm taking you to the mall
josh:what?
ryan:josh your coming with the boys except brendon
brendon: I AM NOT A GIRL
ryan: you are in bed
pete:damnnn
patrick: oooooo
ryan: plus you always wear those red high heel boots
brendon: fine i don't care i like looking at tyler's butt anyway
ryan: WHAT
josh: TOUCH MY BOYFRIEND AND I BEAT YOUR ASS
tyler: huh i do have a nice butt
brendon: so like... ryan
ryan: don't fucking talk to me hoe
mel: ok whatever c'mon ty ty i want you to try on this dress
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brendon funny moments
tyler:brendon did you drop this cake off for me at 4:00am
brendon: oh yea hope you like it
josh: waiit why does it say "drugs gimme drugs gimme drugs i don't need it"
gerard: wait... IS THAT MY SONG
brendon: no i thought you wrote that song about parades and black lives matter
mel: smh... BITCH ITS CALLED THE BLACK PARADE AND THAT IS NOT HIS ONLY SONG
brendon: what gerard you sing? by the way can i still have them drugs
gerard:smh
YOU ARE READING
emo bands texting
Fanfictionim pretty sure this book is full of twenty one pilots puns anyway the whole emo gang is here tyler,josh,brendon,ryan,patrick,pete,gerard,and mel and there gonna text like theres no tomorrow
