josh: tyler you know I love you matter what happens not even deportation can separate us
tyler: aww
tyler: what did you do?
josh: I um... I was trying to make a book out of candy
tyler: and...
josh : and laurdiy said...I just wanted to be the new diy queen
tyler: im lost
josh: and I left the microwave on and I was watching degrassi
tyler: isn't that show dead
josh: ANYWAYS...the microwave blew up...that's it
tyler: josh... HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT WE JUST BOUGHT THAT MICROWAVE
josh: IK BUT I WANTED A CANDY BOOK LIKE LAURDIY
tyler: OMG IT SMELLS LIKE FIRE IN THE KITCHEN JOSH WHAT DID YOU DO...AGAIN
josh: I didn't do it this time
brendon: OOO IT WAS ME sorry funzize and girly boi
tyler: I'm pissed rn and im about to go after one of you
brendon: OH SHEIT THATS YOUR HUSBAND JOSH NOT MINES GOTTA GO
josh: he's my boyfriend not my husband
mel: soon to be hoe
brendon: oh mrs believer
tyler: oh mrs believer my ass you better pray I don't kill you and say you overdosed it's not that hard to Believe and you know it's true
mel: true
Patrick:facts
pete:truetrue
ryan: 100%
tyler: how did you blow up my stove wtf
brendon: ok so I was getting the munchies and im not talking about ryan's a-
ryan: you say it I kill you
brendon: ANYWAYS I was trying to cook pot or something
pete: can you cook that?
pete: no you can't
mel: uh yea you can
tyler: how would y'all know
josh: EXPOSED
and I decided to cook it tyler's kitchen because SOMEBODY SPILLED CHEEZ WHIZ ALL OVER THE KITCHEN FLOOR
ryan: I wonder who it was😒😑
tyler: how did you get in?
josh: oh I forgot to close the windows when we were making ou- I mean making pizza
pete:yea ok
brendon: and I left out to go watch glee
ryan: isn't that show dead
Brandon: ANYWAYS😑...I heard an alarm from ty and jish's kitchen I ignored it and just closed my windows and turnt up the tv the end
pete: *claps* good story
tyler: im going to kill u
josh: TYLER WHAT THE HELL DUDE HE JUST THREW A CHAIR AT OUR NEW TV
mel: man your relationship is better than mines😒
Patrick:me and pete are gonna make out now byee
ryan: where's gerard?
ryan rossy added gerard yee in chat
gerard: WHO TF KICKED ME OUT OF THE CHAT
brendon: whoops
NA: I put a hint of the big surprise in this story hopefully you don't find it😂😂
YOU ARE READING
emo bands texting
Fanfictionim pretty sure this book is full of twenty one pilots puns anyway the whole emo gang is here tyler,josh,brendon,ryan,patrick,pete,gerard,and mel and there gonna text like theres no tomorrow
