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//OKAY LISTEN UP BAD BITCHES MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 7 DAYS AND I GIVE NO SHITS BUT AYEE IM STILL ALIVE//



tyler: as you guys already know my amazing fiance has proposed


shane dawson: how the hell...


crankthatfrank: YES I WAS WAITING FOR THIS 


troye sivan: beautiful


mel: you guys can leave btw lmao


pewdiepie: cool with me ain't tryna be in this gay shit 


josh: haha go fuck yourself 


gerard: I smell a new diss track 


frank: josh can't rap for shit 


josh: but I can fuck your bitch 


brendon: damn daddy you talking me?


josh: no...just...nvm


tyler: only I can call him daddy brendon back tf up


mel: Ooo josh is a savage today 


josh: no I'm just happy me and my bby are gonna one day get married


tyler: and have children...


mel: oh shizz...


Patrick: fuck this shit im out 


halsey: BISH WHET


tyler: what?


josh: you want children?😂😂


tyler: ermmm durrrr tf


ryan: I don't think that's a good idea


tyler: I WOULD BE A GOOD FATHER


josh: ok how about we test it out


tyler: yea sure idgaf


// 2days laterr//


josh: everyone this is ethan and grayson...our new sons for a little while 


grayson: sup dudes


ethan: hello


mel: Awwwww


brendon: AYEE Y'ALL TRYNA GO TO A BAR OR NAH 


ethan: um im 13 


grayson: HELL YEA DUDE


josh: they are twins


brendon: grayson's my favorite 


mel: I like ethan he's so cute


ethan: thank you Melanie


tyler: hey josh I'm coming home I'm stopping by taco bell whattchu want?


grayson: ooo I want a burrito


ethan: I want nachos 


josh: uh ty can you get me  nachos,a burrito,and two tacos


tyler: damn joshie...ok


_____tyler is home_____


tyler: guess who's back...back again


josh: um you...


grayson: sup bitch 


ethan: hello 


tyler: the fuck???


//to be continued...//





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