emo bands texting

weird

josh: guys i met this new guy and he's really cute and he's nice and...

tyler:josh who are you talking about

josh: his name is frank

gerard:bish back off my man

josh:no his last name is gioia frank gioia

tyler:you like him

josh: yes but he's my cousin

mel:wtf josh eww

pete:so you have a crush on your cousin?ew

josh: no he's my friend eww

gerard: i'm just officially done with you weird people you guys always have some weird shit or problems going on

frank: gerard they can't get weirder than what we did last nigh...

gerard: how about we not mention that

patrick: i'm not gonna say anything but all i heard was...

brendon:things falling and crashing and...

ryan: whips but i mean its not like me and brendon haven't...

brendon: RYAN SHUT UP BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING YOUR GONNA WANNA TAKE BACK!!!!

ryan:brendon if you don't get your big forehead lesbian mom ass down here before i let the dogs drink all your alcohol

brendon: nooo not my alcohol

mel:damn what about the dogs

tyler: i mean i did hear a little thumping were you guys having "gee and frankie" time

patrick:the hanky panky

mel:the dance with no pants

brendon: what they meant to ask WERE YOU GUYS FUCKING

gerard: not exactly :(

frank: we were playing a game

tyler: twister?

frank: no gerard was being a little bitch

gerard: NO ALL I DID WAS HAVE ON MY JACKET BUT NOOO FRANKIE HAD TO BE A BABY ABOUT IT

frank: gerard has on his jacket 24/7

gerard:guys...

gerard:ty,mel,pat,frank,pete,josh,halsey????

gerard: you guys are really ignoring me?

gerard: fine i'll just go make out with josh

tyler: I THINK THE FUCK NOT

mel: Noo don't touch ty ty's baby

tyler: touch my boyfriend i touch yours hoe

pete: how did we get from talking about josh friend to sex to jackets to this

ryden: you sick fucks might know i don't

pete:aren't you the sick fuck

patrick: exactly what you did with brendon wasn't exactly innocent

brendon: true

ryan: -_-