emo bands texting

HALSEY

tyler: josh

brendon: bitch it's brendon leave a message at the beeb

tyler: your texting -_-

brendon:sorry i thought you were ryan

ryan:wtf does that mean

brendon: oh shit gotta go

tyler:joshie

josh:ty you can't just...

tyler:shhh i wanna make sure nobody can hear us

josh: ty not right now

brendon: whatever kinky dirty stuff your about to do can you please record it

mel: just incase... like if someone got hurt

patrick: trust me josh hurts

pete: ... do you have something to admit patrick...

patrick: no i meant like when me and josh play who can hit harder

tyler: JOSH THERE GONNA HEAR US

josh: I DONT CARE IF I WANT SOMETHING IM TAKING IT

tyler: BUT I WANNA WATCH FROZEN

josh: I WANNA WATCH THE KARDASHIANS

tyler: JOSHHHHH!!!!!!

josh: TYLER STOP

brendon: whoops sorry clique joshler unconfirmed

ryan:damn:(

tyler: i hope you guys know we meant we don't want you to hear us as in we don't want you to hear us fight

josh:get your mind out of the gutter

pete:why are you guys still texting instead trying to win the remote

mel:well i'm at your front door so can you or josh get the door

josh: tyler get the door

tyler: josh get the door

mel:why is the door open

tyler: gimme the f-ing remote!!

josh: ...

mel: ...

brendon:did you just curse ty?

tyler:n-no i-i didn't

josh:yes you did

patrick: tyler chill

gerard: hey guys i just got back from a date with frank and we just adopted a girl we named her bandit we found her on the street

ryan: YA KNOW THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS THEN YOU GERARD

brendon: damn ryan chill

ryan:i'm sorry

gerard: he need some milk

ryan: oh i already had some ;)

brendon: yea we kinda... um

tyler:eww don't give us details

josh:still confused on why milk is disgusting to you guys it's actually pretty good

mel: josh don't ever say that

josh:why

tyler: josh come here and i'll tell you

mel:i feel like there gonna end up making out

patrick: no i feel like tyler is going to try to kill him again

ryan: or they could end up fighting that squirrel in tyler's room

pete: tyler has a squirrel?

brendon: no tyler and josh went out to taco bell and me and ryan got in through the window and saw a violent squirrel under the bed in ty ty room

josh: YoU gUyS aRe FuCkInG nAsTy

tyler:😂😂😂

brendon: josh you and tyler have done worst

patrick: no not really

gerard: the only close thing that they did was when...

mel: tyler decided to uh...get "alcohol" and lick it off someone

pete: *cough*josh

josh:🤦‍♂️can we please not mention that

tyler: it was good alcohol

mel: BISH IT WAS A CAPRI SUN

tyler:it still was...

mel: YAY HALSEY IS HERE

halsey: hey babe

halsey: where's my big forehead daddy?

brendon:here

halsey: innocent smol bean?

tyler: here:)

halsey: spaghetti emo kid?

gerard: here :))

halsey: milk machine?

ryan: here mommy^^

halsey: and where's that rainbow gay boi from hot topic

josh:hereeeeee!!!!^^^^

halsey: where's my fedora man?

patrick:halssseyyyyy imm hereeeee!!

halsey: where is that hot guy from fall out boy

pete:IM HEREEEEEE!!!!:))))

halsey: and finally... my milk to my cookies my training wheels to my bike my pacifier to my baby

mel: oh i'm here!!!!!!!

gerard: wait where's frank?FRANK FRANK!

frank: you do know i was here the whole time and i was helping your little brother mikey with some math