josh: tyler how the hell...
brendon:what happened?
mel: well good morning to you too
tyler: uh..long story
josh:HOW DID YOU GET ON THE ROOF TF??
tyler: AYEE I CAN SEE MEL
mel: calling the firefighters rn
tyler:MEL MEL IM RIGHT HERE CAN YOU SEE ME WHAT UP HOE?
brendon:apparently you
gerard: how did you get on the roof
tyler: ok so... I saw a taco and I wanted so I tried to get but the squirrel kinda took ist and it ran down and it looked at me with evil eyes so yea I kinds got stuck whoops
josh: Tyler you have to leave the squirrel alone
tyler:but josh it was a...taco ._. I want my taco
brendon:ill take you to get a taco ty
tyler:nooo this taco was special it was...purple and magical
Patrick: ...purple?
ryan: tyler are you high?
brendon: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW RYAN???
ryan: I've been with u for years...trust me I would know
pete:that's probably why brendon keeps yelling"its not a bad dick"
Patrick:or when he yells"WhAt ThE FuCc iS gOiNg On"
tyler: im not high hoE BUT I WANTS MY PURPLES TACO BACKS
pete: you make no sense auto correct lol
josh: looking at the security footage to see where tyler left off to at 4:00am
brendon: Nooooo!!!
*camera noises* hey brendon what's that smell it smells kinda good*Brendon walks to ty * its gasoline sniff some* tyler sniffs gasoline on camera and falls*
ryan: brendon...WTF?!?!?!
brendon: I DIDN'T THINK HE WOULD SNIFF SOME IN THE MORNING ITS NOT MY FAULT
pete: STUPIDO YOU GAVE HIM THE DRUGS!!!!
tyler: WhEn I wAs A yOung Boiiii My FaThEr ToOk mE InTo ThE cItY tO sEe A pUrPlE tAcO
mel: oh my josh smh
Patrick: vous stupide pièce Trash SMH talent gaspillé vous avez innocenté Tyler haut de l'essence
Pete: ... im in love
ryan: french for..."you stupid piece trash smh talent wasted you got innocent tyler high off gasoline" I love google translate
brendon: THATS NOT TR-nvm it is
ryan:me lol
tyler: so no taco :(
josh: sorry guys I went to taco bell get tyler a taco... a normal one this time
I HAVE AMAZING NEWS... which I won't tell you it's a surprise I promise to shake it up if you swear to listen (sorry I have to bring in the emoo punsss) it's gonna be a big surprise like really big bigger than patd and fob's old song titles and all you have to do is read carefully ill put some hidden clues ;)
YOU ARE READING
emo bands texting
Fanfictionim pretty sure this book is full of twenty one pilots puns anyway the whole emo gang is here tyler,josh,brendon,ryan,patrick,pete,gerard,and mel and there gonna text like theres no tomorrow
