// I don't know if anyone knew but pete wentz nudes are online//
gerard: hey sorry guys I was sick
brendon: UMM MEH MAH LAPOUSDOUX FRANK SAID YOUR NOT A VIRGIN
frank: momma told me to never lie
gerard: I don't remember but didn't we already have this conversation
mel: BRUH... WHAT THE ACTUAL F**K ARE YOU UP TEXTING FOR...DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS
ryan: I actually don't can you tell me
mel: 4:00AM IN THE FREAKING MORNING
tyler: someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed
mel: NO I DIDN'T WAKE UP I WASSSS INTERRUPTED GO TO SLEEP
brendon: *blasts stranger things theme song*
pete: OOF THIS MEH SHIT
tyler: someone said I looked like eleven
josh: then I look like mike ;)
Patrick: awwww
mel: awww...TAKE YALL ASSES TO SLEEP
gerard: frankie you seriously have to get out of the habit of leaving your socks everywhere
tyler: yea...learn to clean up...fake fan
frank: bitch...
brendon: MMMM NO THIS WHAT WE NOT BOUTTTA TO DO...YALL TWO EMO SONS OF A BITCHES GONNA BE FRIENDS AND STOP BEING LITTLE BITCHES DEAL?
frank: im too emo for this
tyler: im to gay for this
brendon: fine...fucking shake hands before I release nudes...I already releases Pete's
pete: ...he actually did release them
mikey: GERARD MOM SAID CLEAN THE GOD DAMN DISHES BEFORE SHE BEATS YO RED ASS
tyler: I know you...your mikey way gerard's brother
YOU ARE READING
emo bands texting
Fanfictionim pretty sure this book is full of twenty one pilots puns anyway the whole emo gang is here tyler,josh,brendon,ryan,patrick,pete,gerard,and mel and there gonna text like theres no tomorrow
