josh: tyler please pick up your socks off of the floor
tyler: josh you never pick me up so my socks don't come up
gerard:hey guys guess what today is
mel: ugh my hamster just got out of the cage
pete: he probably ran to dan and phil
patrick: pete shut the hell up with the hamster fic you've talked about it all day
pete: :(
gerard:heellloooo guess what today is
brendon:come on ryan just a little i really want you
ryan:brendon no i don't wanna cuddle right now
brendon: is this cause of the milk stuff i'm sorry if you want i'll go to the store and get some milk
gerard:HELLO FUCK HEADS
frank:babe calm down
tyler:whats so special about today except the fact me and josh are gonna have some "fun" later ;)
josh: tyler why did you say that
pete: i thought tyler was a innocent christian
tyler: i am my religion is josh body and i would love to amen to that
franks: guys today is gerard birthday
mel:wait no shit
patrick: gerard we're really sorry
ryan: so like what should we do
gerard:you guys forgot my birthday wow fuck all of you
mel:technically you already have...
brendon:NO WE PROMISED TO NEVER MENTION THAT MOMENT EVER
ryan: hey it was better than brendon
brendon:WTF DID YOU SAY GEORGE RYAN ROSS
josh: no... gerard your lying your birthday isn't today
gerard: wh-what do you m-mean josh
josh:isn't your birthday april 9th
frank:DAMN
mel:EXPOSED
gerard:uhh...yea uhh my birthday isn't today i just wanted attention
tyler:wow you're a attention whore for that gerard
brendon:so like...i already bought the cake so...what do i do
ryan:i already made a cake why would you buy one
brendon:no your lazy ass was laying down
ryan:oh fuck off brendon
tyler: are you guys really fighting over a birthday cake and it's not anyone birthday
pete:so like are we going to talk about why elmo lied about his birthday over here
gerard:well tyler lied before
tyler:BISH WHEN
josh:tyler remember that time you said you were going to take me to hot topic and instead you took me to Walmart
tyler:ok but i...i didn't know where hot topic was
josh:you go there everyday
patrick:tyler you said you was gonna get me that black sequined fedora for christmas and instead you got me josh's drumsticks
josh:oohhhh thats where they
went...
mel:tyler you said you were going to get me a pacifier instead you got me milk
ryan:lucky
tyler: i thought we were talking about gerard lying
frank:leave my spaghetti out of this
brendon:THIS WHOLE THING WAS ABOUT SPAGHETTI!?!?!?!?
ryan:he's on meds
brendon:ryan why...but he's right
tyler:jishwa can we cuddle
josh:wouldn't you rather come into my room and say that instead of texting it ty
tyler:oh sorry bb
brendon: milk machin...i mean ry can you call me bb
ryan: hell no
brendon: :(
YOU ARE READING
emo bands texting
Fanfictionim pretty sure this book is full of twenty one pilots puns anyway the whole emo gang is here tyler,josh,brendon,ryan,patrick,pete,gerard,and mel and there gonna text like theres no tomorrow
