brendon: h£«p me f**k me d##dy better make me choke
ryan: author do me a favor and bleep most of those "words" out
tyler: I don't understand why he acts like this
brendon: BECAUSE WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOI MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO A GAY CLUB AND I WAS TAUGHT HOW TO BE A FABULOUS BITCHHHHH
gerard: smh why the black parade tho
mel: ryan what meds did the doctor give you
ryan: I don't know how to pronounce it but brendon acts the same except more...
brendon: GAY,FABULOUS, AWESOME,FLAWLESS,A BAD BITCH
tyler: I thought I was the bad bitch :(
josh: no bby you are
mel: tyler your the baddiest bitch I've ever seen
Patrick: me and pete had another make out session ANYWAYSSSSS we wanted to have a sleepover
brendon: so you two can f$#k in my face...RiGhT iN fRoNt Of My SaLaD
tyler: I THINK THE FUCK NOT YOU TRICK ASS BITCH
gerard: not interested in seeing pete shove his tongue down your throat...actually maybe
josh: you sick fuck
pete: no I mean like a friend ship sleepover and gerard...I have second thoughts on inviting you cause of what you just said
ryan: so is this sleepover a go?
brendon: HERE I AM COMPOSING A SLEEPOVER AS WHERE WE REST OUR HEADS
ryan: may our feet serve is well and brendon goes to hell
tyler: I agree
josh: OH SHIET I FOUND THE SQUIRREL
YOU ARE READING
emo bands texting
Fanfictionim pretty sure this book is full of twenty one pilots puns anyway the whole emo gang is here tyler,josh,brendon,ryan,patrick,pete,gerard,and mel and there gonna text like theres no tomorrow
