Brendon: what the...why is there cheez whiz everywhere
Gerard: hey guys
Ryan: oh um sorry heh
Gerard: the fuck
Brendon: well clean it up
Gerard: umm I'm still here ya know
Ryan: how about...no
Gerard: how about a threesome
Brendon: how about yes
Ryan: how about we do something else instead ;)
Gerard: hell no I'm out
Josh: ok I'm officially leaving
Gerard: how about you get some holy water
Mel: ya know Ryan I know a free bible app you can use
Pete: better yet I know a free church you can go to
Ryan: I was talking about watching drop dead diva... BRENDON PUT BACK ON YOUR CLOTHES
Mel:😂😂😂😂
Brendon: I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA SMASH
josh: smh 😂😂😂
Ryan: LIKE I WOULD EVER TOUCH YOU
Gerard: so no threesome?...
Brendon: oh...
Ryan: I mean we can still...
Mel: fuck no
Brendon: no thanks I'll just stick to my Tyler Joseph blow doll
Josh: you must really want someone to beat your ass
Tyler: question...where's Gerard
Gerard: BITCH I WAS HERE THE ENTIRE TIME YOU IGNORED ME
Mel: oh...ANYWAYS where did you find that blow up doll of tyler?
Brendon: oh Walmart
Josh: I don't need one
Ryan: I want one yessss please daddy
Tyler: does this count as sexual harassment
YOU ARE READING
emo bands texting
Fanfictionim pretty sure this book is full of twenty one pilots puns anyway the whole emo gang is here tyler,josh,brendon,ryan,patrick,pete,gerard,and mel and there gonna text like theres no tomorrow
