ryan: Brendon stop leaving your weed everywhere
brendon: smoke some with me then
mel: im low key down
ryan: when are you going to fucking grow up
brendon: WeLl ExCuSe Me says the one who plays with cheez whiz all day
gerard: ooooo
ryan: AT LEAST I DONT...YOU KNOW YOUR AN ASSHOLE
brendon: if im such an "asshole" then why don't you break up with me
ryan: FINE WERE DONE
Patrick: has anyone seen my fedora
josh: sheit
tyler: I guess ryden is over :(
mel: nuuuu😢
frank: this is horrible😞
gerard: why couldn't it be joshler 😔
tyler: BITCH WTF
josh: why couldn't it be frerard
gerard: listen "josh" if that's even your real name I don't like you I used to but now I don't
josh: you look like a tomato
gerard: tyler get your fuck buddy
tyler: boyfriend
ryan: STAHP FIGHTING
brendon: your acting like idiots
ryan: and your the one to speak
Brendon: that's it...get out
ryan: what
pete: fuck...
brendon: GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE
ryan: ...NO
tyler:LISTEN BOTH OF YOU I DONT HAVE TIME TO DEAL WITH RYDEN DRAMA TODAY I JUST RECENTLY LOST A TACO...
gerard: im sorry for your loss
mel: rip Tyler's taco
tyler: thank you for your prayers
tyler: AS I WAS SAYING WHATEVER YOU TWO NEED TO SOLVE, SOLVE IT NOW BECAUSE RYDEN IS ONE OF THE EMO QUARTET'S SHIPS AND I WILL BE FUCKED IF YOU RUIN IT OVER SOME DAMN CHEEZ WHIZ AND DRUGS
josh: damn tyler
mel: why is ty always the angry one?
tyler: because I slay and im a bad bitch
pete: twaimz who?
Patrick: tyler Oakley who?
tyler: anyways... ryan you love brendon and brendon you love ryan so just love each other even if it's over something crazy like...drugs or cheez whiz o-or
ryan: milk
tyler: ew the hell...or milk just forgive and love
josh: anyone else crying?
gerard: just you
josh: do you wanna take this outside elmo
gerard: sure thing shark body
brendon: im sorry ryro
ryan: ...im sorry beebo
brendon: I love you
ryan: I love you too
mel: now I understand how josh was crying
the end
NA/ BOIII I went to hot topic today and got a p!atd and a tøp hoodie 😂💜
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Fanfictionim pretty sure this book is full of twenty one pilots puns anyway the whole emo gang is here tyler,josh,brendon,ryan,patrick,pete,gerard,and mel and there gonna text like theres no tomorrow
