brendon: I'm a boss ass bitch bitch bitch
ryan: fuck we ran out of cheez whiz
mel: he's on his meds isn't he?
josh: yup
tyler: Im A bOsS aSs BiTcH BiTcH BiTcH
Patrick: what about him?
frank: oh he's just being tyler
brendon: THESE MEDS ARE FUCKING LIT HOE
ryan: ok call 911
mel: what
ryan: CALL 911
gerard: *calls 911* hello is this suckmyassdonaldtrump?
frank: give me the phone
frank: im sorry for my boyfriend um we need medical help like now for brendon boyd urie
brendon: BISH WHET
ryan: brendon come
brendon: WOAHHH I CAN'T HAVENT JACKED OFF IN A 2 WEEKS NEVER DONE BEFORE PAST ALL THE COMPETITIONS MAN CRANKTHATFRANK IS NEXT.
pete: did he just do a parody of it's everydaybro except it's about him jacking off
gerard: when will I get a break from your appropriateness
tyler:*inhales*
tyler: boi when you look up your name all you see is dirty stuff
brendon: LICK LICK LICK LICK I WANNA EAT YO DICK
josh: smh the author is allowing
brendon: BUT I CANT FUCK UP MEH NAILS SO IMMA PICK IT UP WITH CHOPSTICKS
ryan: I know you fuckn lying
tyler:MOUTH WIDE OPEN MOUTH WIDE OPEN
brendon: LIKE I WAS AT THE DENTIST PUT IT SO DEEP I SPEAK A SENTENCE
josh: what the actual fuck
ryan: damn I gotta get better meds
YOU ARE READING
emo bands texting
Fanfictionim pretty sure this book is full of twenty one pilots puns anyway the whole emo gang is here tyler,josh,brendon,ryan,patrick,pete,gerard,and mel and there gonna text like theres no tomorrow
