beebo part 1 (28)

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brendon: I'm a boss ass bitch bitch bitch


ryan: fuck we ran out of cheez  whiz


mel: he's on his meds isn't he?


josh: yup 


tyler: Im A bOsS aSs BiTcH BiTcH BiTcH 


Patrick: what about him?


frank: oh he's just being tyler


brendon: THESE MEDS ARE FUCKING LIT HOE 


ryan: ok call 911


mel: what


ryan: CALL 911


gerard: *calls 911* hello is this suckmyassdonaldtrump?


frank: give me the phone


frank: im sorry for my boyfriend um we need medical help like now for brendon boyd urie


brendon: BISH WHET


ryan: brendon come


brendon: WOAHHH I CAN'T HAVENT JACKED OFF IN A 2 WEEKS NEVER DONE BEFORE PAST ALL THE COMPETITIONS MAN CRANKTHATFRANK IS NEXT.


pete: did he just do a parody of it's everydaybro except it's about him jacking off


gerard: when will I get a break from your appropriateness 


tyler:*inhales*




tyler: boi when you look up your name all you see is dirty stuff


brendon: LICK LICK LICK LICK I WANNA EAT YO DICK



josh: smh the author is allowing 


brendon: BUT I CANT FUCK UP MEH NAILS SO IMMA PICK IT UP WITH CHOPSTICKS


ryan: I know you fuckn lying 


tyler:MOUTH WIDE OPEN MOUTH WIDE OPEN


brendon: LIKE I WAS AT THE DENTIST PUT IT SO DEEP I SPEAK A SENTENCE


josh: what the actual fuck


ryan: damn I gotta get better meds


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