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Tyler: uh so I may or may not be going to prison


Josh:  WHAT DID YOU DO!?!?!?


Tyler:first,bitch yell at me one more time and I swear I will rip your nipple rings off


Brendon: EOEOEWW that would hurt


Ryan: don't ask how he knows


Tyler: long story short me and Shane Dawson were fighting over a taco


Josh: only you Tyler literally only you would fight Shane Dawson over a taco


                                               Added Shane Dawson 

Shane: hi 


Tyler :  hell no 


Shane: oh...you 


Tyler:your the shadiest person I've ever seen


Shane: your the gayest person I've ever seen


Tyler: I WANTED THAT TACO 


Shane: I NEEDED THAT TACO FOR MY GALAXY DIY TACO VIDEO


Tyler: bite me 


Shane: I'd rather bite the taco


Josh: tyler where are you going...HEY PUT THE KEYS DOWN IM TALKING TO YOU


Tyler: W H O O P S IM LISTENING TO THE NEIGHBOURHOOD CANT HEAR YOU 


Shane:  imma leave I have to finish a conspiracy video


Mel: WAIT...omg I'm Melanie Martinez I love your videos and you and Ryland are so cute OMGG AND CHEETO AND UNO...


Shane: wanna kill me I gotta btw I love your music keep going


Mel: OMGG DID ANYONE HEAR THAT  AHHHH


Ryan: BRENDON PUT THE MOTHER FLIPPING COCAINE DOWN...NOW 


Brendon: I DONT CARE WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT MY BBY


Tyler: what 


Shane: he's high I can tell..don't ask


Gerard: I low key wanna ask 😂😂😂


Frank: bby  no


Tyler: R.I.P. TO MY YOUTH AND YOU CAN CALL THIS THE FUCKING FUNERAL IM JUST TELLING THE TRUTH JOSH COULDNT BE TOP IF HE WANTED TOp


Brendon: well damn


Josh: I'm in love with this man and I don't  regret 😂😂😂


Tyler:  THIS TIME I GOTTA KNOW WHERE DID MEH DADDY GO 


josh: I'm right here 


Ryan: good one josh 


Mel: it's not that you lost your daddy josh he just isn't real


Patrick: BITCH WTF 


Pete:  T R I G G E R E D 


Tyler: ik I'll fall in love with you josh and that's exactly what I wanna do I hope you won't ever steal my tacos and if you do ik I will be a cry baby 


Mel: HEY THATS MY SONG TITLE 




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