group name: the emos
josh: tyler can we talk?
tyler: yea sure but what happened to the...microwave
josh: uh... we'll talk about that next chapter
brendon: UMM HELLO YOU JUST BROKE THE 4TH WALL DUMMY GOTTA GO
josh: anyways before we were interrupted by that man-child
brendon: bitch...
tyler: LEAVE NOW PLS BRENDON
brendon: damn you ain't gotta yell bye hoe
josh: "ain't" isn't a word...anyways tyler we've been together for a few years now...
tyler:😂😂 yea ik josh and...
josh: I... I'm... I just... tyler I...
tyler: josh...
josh: I love you and...it's ok if you don't love me because I didn't think you did and im sorry I just kinda fell in love with you...
tyler:your sorry?
josh: no I mean... I just love you and...do you love me?
tyler: of course I love yiu I was waiting for you to tell me I didn't think you loved me though...
josh: who wouldn't love you....your amazing you fight off a squirrel,you've done some unholy stuff,your funny, you tried to eat a purple taco,you got stuck on our roof,you wear cute feminine outfits,your dangerous,you've got high on a accident, I love everything about you
tyler: aww joshie
mel:EW JUST KISS ALREADY
gerard: GET A ROOM FAGGOTS
tyler: ...
josh: oh sheit ty is mad
tyler: FIRST OF ALL EVERYONE HAS A PICTURE OF YOUR SLUTTY SELF KISSING FRANK AND YOU HEAD FUCKED HIM SO DON'T CALL US FAGGOTS IM NOT THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE A GAY CONFUSED EMO YOU WHORE U NEED TO BE BAPTIZED AND YOU NEED HOLY WATER
pete: well shit
mel: damn tyler
brendon: can I have vodka instead of holy water
ryan: you always want alcohol
brendon: well not all of us likes milk.
mel: is everyone just roasting each other today lol
pete: ricegum who?
gerard: and everybody says tyler is nice right lol
frank: I mean... he wasn't completely wrong about the head fuck im pretty sure everyone has that video and you called him faggot
ryan: cheez whiz
YOU ARE READING
emo bands texting
Fanfictionim pretty sure this book is full of twenty one pilots puns anyway the whole emo gang is here tyler,josh,brendon,ryan,patrick,pete,gerard,and mel and there gonna text like theres no tomorrow
