Eddsworld x Reader ☆Done!!!☆

sorry!

I know I haven't posted but I've hit writer's block because all I can think about is;

My doctor is gonna take some of me to test for melaNOPE.

I'll have to get stitches, and on my shoulder.

Last time I got stitches (on my knee) it took 5 nurses to hold me down, also my mom.

Fun :/

But my mom is dating, I was at her boyfriends house, ALONE, and some idiots tried to break in.

I was in my room, this woman peeks her head in, says "oh." And leaves, I followed her and she had this guy with her too.

I scared them with a (unloaded) shotgun. (I also had a knife)

The guy who was with the girl dropped his wallet in the driveway as he ran.

They had the receipt of where they bought a crowbar to pry the door with, and stolen cards.

I called my mom, then the cops too.

The suspects were caught in a hotel and they had both tried to dye their hair.

But: unlucky for me;

They were both meth addicts.

But: very unlucky for them;

I was pmsing and pissed off.

Soooooooooooooooooo yea.

That was fun.

If you want more one-shots, requests could help alot!

THANKS!♡