This was so cringey i HAD to rewrite it.
Enjoy~
-reader pov-
I sat with tom on the couch, both of us drinking heavily. He was downing smirnoff while i drank cinnamon whiskey, both of us contemplating our existences.And i bet you're wondering, howd i get in that situation? Well I'll tell you. It all started back in the summer of 1869
(Haha sike)
-flashback-
I stood outside with wide eyes, tom, edd and matt outside with us all collectively staring at the giant robot in front of us.
"Tord! Whats going on?" Edd yelled.
"Hey edd! Sorry about the house, but thanks for holding onto this for me!" My boyfriend's norwegian voice projected from the robot.
They continued their conversation, everything blurring around me as hot tears rolled down my cheeks.
"Hey sunshine lollipops! Take a seat!" I heard tom yell, and saw a portable sofa collide with the robot's torso but do nothing.
"Oh shut up!" Tord yelled, and fired a missile towards the house.
"Tord no!" I heard edd yell, and the explosion erupted right behind me. Everything went white and i felt immense pain as i fell under some rubble.
-skip-
I woke up, light above me from where people were moving the rubble away.
"Y/n! Y/n hold on! We're gonna get you help!" Edd cried, and i felt somebody pick me up.
The world came into focus, and i pooked around. The house was essentially gone, and blood was dripping from my body.
I looked, seeing a distant figure wearing red on a hill, watching me and edd.
I raised both hands, flipping him the double bird and matt looked around.
"What are you flipping off?" He asked.
"I saw.... i... nevermind." I had looked back and saw the figure was gone
I was loaded in an ambulance, and after a few weeks, released from the hospital with minor burn scars and a trauma med for PTSD.
Life almost shifted back to normal, minus tge fact i became an alcoholic. Hence my current situation.
-flashback end-
While i was only on my first bottle, tom was almost blacked out drunk when a knock sounded on the front door.
I stood, bottle in hand to see a familiar norwegian communist, and my eyes narrowed.
"Hello my dear." He said, and went to raise a hand to stroke my cheek.
I pushed him back roughly, and he teetered, arms flailing and fell. He used to have faster reflexes.
"Little wobbly, aint ya you filthy communistic-" i stopped when i saw him get up.
He had only one arm, the right one reduced to a stub above where the elbow would be.
Half his face was horribly scarred, and his right eye was a more cloudy grey than the other.
He was struggling to get up, and i held out a hand to him, which he looked at before grasping.
I pulled the taller male up, staring at him almost in a daze before regaining myself. Tord was giving me a sad smile.
"So what the fuck are you doing here?" I growled, and he continued smiling sadly.
"I left my army, that's not what i want anymore. The bad memories were too much so i disbanded the red army." He sighed.
Edd and the others walked outside 5o check on me, and tom pulled me behind him when he saw tord.
"Hello old friends." Tord was slightly shaking. Slightly.
"Tord." Edd said curtly, matt staying silent.
"Do... you guys think i could stay here? Like old times?"tord asked.
The group minus tord huddled, shoulder to shoulder.
"Wheres he gonna stay? The couch kills people." Edd says.
"Not it."
"Not it."
"Not it."
"God fucking dammit!!" I hissed, being too late.
The huddle broke, i crossed my arms and huffed angrily. Tords former room was shared with me, but i didn't feel like having him near me as i slept.
"Its settled. You'll stay in y/n's room with her. Now everyone back inside the movies are gonna start.
We all walked back inside, but rather than sitting on the couch, kept walking to my room and shut the door behind me.
Moments later i heard talking downstairs before footsteps approached. I had changed into my pajamas.
I was back on my bed, playing on my phone before the door opened and a familiar commie fuck walked in.
He shut it behind him, and started to walk in my direction but i put a hand up.
"Nu-uh motherfucker, youre sleeping on an air matress." I grumbled, grabbing an air matress from under my bed, and beginning to inflate it.
He sat beside me, watching it inflate. I felt a hand on my shoulder and i grabbed it, twisting his arm and pinning him down with it.
I realised it was just him, and released him. He toppled down and i sat back down with a hand to my forehead.
He managed to push himself up, and i felt an arm pull me into his chest but i pushe him away, climbing back onto my bed.
He got up, turning off the lights, and i heard the air mattess rustle as he lay down, and i fell into sleep.
-skip-
I sat up, shaking furiously and tears rolled down my face as i silently sobbed.
I heard noise, and an arm and a stub wrapped around me, i was pulled into tords torso and i simply laid there, before putting a hand into his hair and another around his shoulders.
I heard him singing in norwegian, he hummed a bit when i wrapped my legs around his waist.
His hand rubbed circles on my back, and he stopped to quickly turn on the bedside lamp.
In the dim lighting, i could see him, eyes closed as he continued to comfort me. But then i saw his tears.
I raised my hands to his cheeks, rubbing away the tears beneath his silver eyes.
"Im so sorry..." tord murmered, and i placed a soft kiss onto his mouth to shut him up.
I pulled back, seeing his eyes wide.
"Just like old times." I said, placing my head under his chin. My hand back in his hair and the other placed on his stub of an arm.
He wrapped his arm around me snugly, before laughing a little, and kissing me on the forehead carefully, like i could break at any second.
Lets be honest, im glad to have my commie back.

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